Number 1:
Cause: A nigga at McDonald's ask fuh yo number...
My reaction: "Nigga do you even have a phone?"
Number 2:
Cause: "get yo ass up and wash DEEZ NUTZ."
My reaction: "YOUR NOT MY DAD! Witcho Lebron James lookin ass hairline."
Number 3:
Cause: A nigga staring...
My reaction: ah HELLO MUTHAFUCKA...DO U NEED SUM WATER?!
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