"hey satan" said richard
"what" said satan
"wouldn't it be cute i-"
"yeah sure"
"wait what i wasn't finished with the question"
"who cares i knew what you were gonna say"
"oh yeah what was i gonna say"
"wanna kill more orphans?"
"no but that's something we can do after we get married"
"ayo what"
"yeah do you wanna get married?"
"surewhynot lad"
3 seconds later
"do you take cheese to be your lawfully wedded... legal slave?"
"yes i do"
"excellent, mr chee-"
"bazinga"
"... you may now kiss"
i'm not writing about how they kiss fuck off
"wow mpw isn't this crazy" said phoen1x
"yeah" said MPW
"imagine marrying something so stupid, couldn't be me."
"uh huh"
"anyway i'm going home to devour that spicy and sweet chipussy"
"ayo"
"yeah wanna join"
"nah i'm good"
"aight lol cya then"
"sayonara"
"wait mpw"
"what"
"when are you writing part 4?"
"..."
"well?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
the end
YOU ARE READING
Richard Cheese x Satan
Romancei made this for a friend. i say this because i want to make it clear that this was not my idea and i hate it. based on the People = Shit cover richard did
