The Messed up life of Sophia Black

"Sophia," Uncle Remus sighed, "WAKE UP!"

I fell off my bed and became tangled in my blankets. "Do I have to go?" I slurred. Sure going to Hogwarts would be cool an all, especially after 2 years of being homeschooled, but the train leaves SO early.

"yes, I got a teaching position there so no excuses."

"But I don't have a teaching job and you know that fire incident was a one time thing... Or a five time thing COME ON!" He gave me a blank stare and I knew that I wasn't really helping myself. I slowly got up and grabbed a box of cereal, ooh it's Cookie Crisps. "Why do you always win?"

Uncle Remus chuckled and replied, "Because I had to convince your father to do things all the time. You are just like him."

"Good." I sighed, "You know he didn't do it. If he's anything like me he would have been too loyal to his friends to betray them."

"Eat your cereal Sophia." We had this conversation often, me trying to defend my father and Uncle Remus trying to persecute his best friend. I NEVER EVEN MET THE BLOKE AND I HAVE MORE FAITH IN HIM! Someday he will come back to us, hopefully someday soon.

"Ummm Sophia, " he exclaimed looking up from his copy of the daily profit.

"Yeah?"

"Your Dad just escaped from Azkaban!"

told ya