"Miaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaake up!" I jumped on the bed trying to wake my best friend up. Forgive me, I'm steaming ahead and you don't even know what I'm talking about. My name is Hannah though my family always call me Hannah-Lou (leave me alone, I had no choice in that nickname, big meanies). I'm coming up 19 years young and I'm currently attending college, on an animal care course (I want to become a vet, or a vet nurse at least) anywho, I live in this...cosy house with my bestest friend, Miah, my SluttBunny. We've been friends for god knows how many years and after all the bumps in our road, we've always made it through. In recent years, those bumps have gotten worse but I'm determined to sort them out, I love my SluttBunny after all. Anyways currently I'm trying to wake up Lazybutt because it's his turn to make breakfast, we take it in turns, and he's still in bloody bed. I remember how once he tried to wake me up one morning after he'd got laid and I didn't want to get out of bed, so he started jumping on me while wearing just his boxers. Now me, I sleep in an over sized hoodie that I most likely stole off a brother of mine, I don't remember where I get them from, they just turn up, either way I find myself bouncing on Miah's bed, trying to wake him up. Continuing to think back to that day, I used the exact line he used. "Wake up! WAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UP IN THE MORNIN' FEELIN' LIKE P DIDDDYYYYY! GRAB MAH MIAH! I'M OUT THE DOOR! GONNA HIT THIS CITYYYYY! OH MY FUCKING GANDELF! WAKE UP BELLYBUTT!" I laughed when he half-heartedly glared at me and once he realised what I'd just done, his eyes softened and a small smile appeared. "Well I would be up but your hoe butt be sitting on me." I poked him on the nose and smiled, happy he'd remembered after all this time. After I got off the bed, instead of getting out of bed, the bastard just pulled me under the blankets, effectively preventing me from further waking him up, sneaky bastard, so me being me, I gave in and went back to sleep after asking Miah a question. "You remembered that?" I almost laughed at his reply. "Always." When I woke up this time, I smelt bacon and muffins, god's gift on Earth, after Miah of course ( >.> ). Hauling my sleepy butt out of bed, I drifted to the food, Miah wearing the apron I got him last year which said 'Kiss the Cook' I snorted, kissed his cheek then collapsed into a chair. You probably think I'm being over dramatic but I don't sleep often and when I do, it's not for long so the fact Miah made me sleep earlier, well I'm more tired than I should be. Things were slightly awkward this morning, especially after last night....get your filthy minds out of the gutter you disgusting people (okay I'd have thought the same as you but shhhh) as I was saying, things had been rocky in our friendship and to put it bluntly, it came to a head. We made up before I headed to bed but I was still worried about opening the wounds; Miah is probably my closest friend and yet I always cause an argument and I hate upsetting him. That's why I was thinking back to things from a few years ago, everything was so simple then. So much has come out since then that has made the mix unbalanced, so many friendships lost simply because things happened and they can't be bothered to keep things alive.
After breakfast, we headed to our rooms and got dressed, it was our annual get together with everyone else but I wasn't looking forward to it. Call me naïve but when I care about people, that doesn't just stop. When Marty left, I still cared enough to hope he was okay. When Eric left, I still worried about him and his friends. When Matty ran away, I did what I could to help his cousin who was worried to death but these things don't matter. Two of my three best friend left over guys. No I'm not going to play the bitter friend, I'm happy for them, but one of them changed into something, someone that's not recognisable. She changed so completely and never seems to realise it. Miah and I headed to the blasted meeting and the minute we saw the others, I just wanted to go back home. Even Mitchell turned up, he's Miah's boyfriend. You're probably wondering why Miah lives with me...well Mitchell works a lot so he just stayed with his parents, he comes down every weekend but I stay out of the way, I always feel awkward around couples. Alexandra and Josh started waffling on about their upcoming wedding and such and I found myself using Miah as a pillow. With everyone in one place, I couldn't escape the past and all the problems I had, a number of which left scars. I excused myself and headed to the bathroom, only to leave this food place. I ended up walking to the old graveyard and curling up under a tree. I missed how everyone used to be, how close we all used to be. All I see now is the mess it all turned in to. I was only mildly surprised to see Miah coming down the path, he always found me. He came and sat by me, trying to think how best to comfort me. All of a sudden, a grin appeared on his face and he started quoting an old conversation we'd had many years prior. "I love furry pussies." I gave a half hearted laugh while he nudged me. "I have a habit of stroking and kissing them." Giving in, I rolled my eyes at him. "Technically you sleep with one every night." His grin came back, wider, happy that I was no longer moping. "Sometimes he's all wet..."
"All for you hun." He laughed at this, we'd had this conversation years ago and it never fails to make me smile. "I don't like the smell of wet pussy....wet cock on the other hand...." I slapped his shoulder as he did that weird eyebrow thing guys do. "That's a bad mental image love. In one hand, the cat. The other, a cock. What the hell."
"My kitty and my male chicken, nothing wrong with that sweetheart." I let Miah wrap an arm around me as I looked up to the sky. "Do you remember when you rang me at some unholy hour?"
"Yeah haha, I woke you up that night didn't I?" I nodded and yawned. "Feel special that I answered. It was one of the few times I got some sleep."
We sat and talked for a number of hours until I eventually fell asleep. I woke up briefly in a bed as Miah was tucking me in. "love you Miah-boo."
"You too midget."
"Bitch."
"Hoe."
"Still love me." and with that I fell asleep. Alex is going to kill us .
