Inanimate Insanity Oneshots!! (requests needed!!)

RULES

TW FOR: mentions of nsfw and zoophilia down below

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I will do:
regular
smut
nsfw (with multiple warnings)
candy (just flirting with each other casually?? I've only heard about this once but love love the concept ‼️‼️ )
lemons /limes (with multiple warnings)
andddd (probably not) descriptive nsfw
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DNI / DO NOT ASK AT ALL!!! )))
NO NONCON AND OTHER REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE TOUCHING **throws up** /hsrs ("accidentally" touching someone down there, massaging sensually, ((I've seen both before and I got very uncomfortable with myself)) and over-sexualization of basic motions)
NO ZOOPHILIC SHIPS ( any of the Pesties being shipped w/ competitors or objects in general )
BASIC DNI (ykyk)

I WILL NOT DO DESCRIPTIVE NSFW OF OJ- HE IS ONE OF MY HOSTS AS A SYSTEM / IRL
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Ships I absolutely REFUSE to do:

Lifering x Tea Kettle in a sensual way
Lightbulb x OJ in any way ((this one especially))
Polyamorous ships with over 5 people (too many characters to give light to in one chapter)
Goo x Bot
Tea Kettle x Bot (ew what)
OJ x any extremely feminine character
Ships that are shown to be abusive in anyway possible
Crossover ships (II x BFDI characters)
non-Inanimate Insanity ships: I will eventually make a separate book for others!!!

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RECOMMENDATIONS ARE OPEN!!!