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The classes were over our bangtan was going home .

Hobi : yaar Aaj ka khana bohot accha tha .

Jimin : magar yaar tumne Alle mam ko dekha katyi geher lag rahi thi !!!!!!

Jin : kya bol raha hai ,vyese baat to tu sahi keh raha hai...

Rm : yaar hum hamesha late uthte hai or hum late ho jate hai to yaar thoda jaldi uthne ki koshish kera kero!!!!!

Suga : tere pass drivering license hai ????

Rm : ...........

Suga : faltu me jyan na bata ker Kam ho jaega ...

Everyone was laughing but suddenly a bike wala chapri tae ko takkar maar deta hai ... Usse tae bhi gir jata hai or vo bike wala bhi or tae ke haath or paer me chot lag gyi.

Tae : ANDHA HAI KYA LAWDEEE !!!!!!

Jin ne jabtak tae ka muh band kiya utne me usne us bike Wale ke pure khandan ko gali de dali

Jin : nahi tae kisi chapri ke liye apna muh Ganda nahi kerte.............. BSDK!!! DIKHAI NAHI DETA. ANKH ME LAWDA LAGA KE GHUMTA HIA KYA!!!!

Chapri : SAALE TERI MAA KI CHUDIA!!!! GALI KISKO DI

suga : saale kan me bhi lawda dal ke rakkha hai

Chapri : OYEEEE TERI-

namjoon : NIKAL LAWDE PEHELI PHURSAT ME NIKAL HUM MAAR MAAR KE TERA BHARTA BNA DENGE!!!!

Rage can be seen in their eyes , unka muh bilkul bandar ke bum ki tarah lag raha tha , ekdam laal or sab usko anke phad ke dekh rahe the

Chapri : OYEEEEEE CHAPRI LOG TUMKO KYA LAGTA HAI TUMHARE IN GALIYO SE DAR JAUNGA MAI

Suga : SAALE ABHI IDHAR SE EK LAWDA PHEK KE MARUNGA PURA KHANDAN CHUD JAEGA *eyes darken*

Suga ka rage mode was on and that chapri was gone (wow rhyme kiya)

Chapri : OYEEE KON HAI BE TU BILLI SE SHAKAL KE--

Yes,Suga punched him his nose start bleeding. Everyone tried to stop him.

hobi ne police ko phone ker diya tha or ab usko police ghset ke le ja rahi thi .

Jk : are tae , you ok???

Jimin : Abe o khrgoh ke shakal ke dikh nahi Raha kitna khun beh raha hai

Rm : to isko hospit-

Random policewala : suno beta dekho accident ur chapri i mean us ladke ne kiya to treatment ka paisa ye lo *he gave them 10.000₹*

Rm : are nahi nahi uncle hum aapke itne paise nahi le sakte

R/p : are maien kab kaha ye mere hai ye to us ladke ke pass se mile hai.

Rm : *hesitate a little bit*

Vminkook : are bahi le lo na *whisper to rm*

Rm : thik hai *whisper to them* thank you so much uncle

R/p : koi na beta , isko le jao bohot chot lag gyi hai.*went away*

They take him hospital

Hospital

family Doctor : ye sab durdasha kaha se dna ke lae ho tum log

Hobi : are vo ek chapri aa ke takra gya tae se or iski durdasha ho gyi

F/d : koi na jao ese le jao or rest kerao

Jin : ok doc

When they were going suddenly ek old lady ne tae ka injured haat pakad liya or hilane lagi(Sry mera man ker Raha tha to likh diya)

Tae : ahh!!! *Howl in pain*

Granny : beta tum log to vahi ho jise father plane crash me mar gye the

Jin : uhh! Ji kyo

Granny : beta tumko pata hai tum kitne Amiir ho , nahi pata hoga kyoki tumhre papa ne tum logo ke liye apne piche bohot Sara Paisa rakkha hai

Jk : Jimin bahiya ye to vo game wali granny se bhi drawni lag rahi hai *whisper*

Jimin : ha yaar *whisper back*

Hobi : kya khus-pusa rahe ho *whisper*

Jikook : *flinched*

Jk : kya bahi dra diya

Granny : tum logo ki vo Paisa Lena hoga Verna vo kamina Gupta Sara Paisa le lega!!!!

Rm : per vo paise Hume milenge kaha!!

Granny : vo tumko ghne kale jungle me milenge , up ke kale ghne jungle me jao jao

Tabhi kush log aate hai or us granny le jate hai

Granny : JAO NAHI VO KAMIEA SAARE PAISE LE JAEGA JAO

Everyone : *chuckled*

Suga : tumko lagta hai ki vo sach bol rahi thi

Hobi : sab faltu ki baate hai

They reached home


Tae was lying on the couch,Suga and jk were in floor snoring, namjoon was sitting beside tae,jin was in kitchen,hobi was scrolling on his phone,Jimin was in his room. Suddenly namjoon said something out of the blue

Rm *frowned*

Rm : guys mujhe lagta hai ki vo granny sach bol rahi hai

Jimin : kya bol rahe ho bahiya

Jin : mujhe bhi eyesa lag raha hai ki vo sahi bol rahi thi,chlo mai dinner bnata hu.

Rm : mai hel-

Everyone except rm : NAHIII!!!!

Rm : nvm *eye roll*




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