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Fortnite battle pass..

Hey girl, wanna play fortnite? I know that I brutally murdered your mom with a machete but she didn’t want to play fortnite with me and that made me really sad. So do you want to play fortnite? No..? Well then. You missed out on something we could’ve had. We could’ve gotten fortnite battle royals while drinking slurp juice together but I guess you don’t want that life? You don’t like fortnite???? Oh well you also miss out on ninja and all my other favorites.. fortnite helps me cope when my mom says she will take away my PlayStation. I always play fortnite and I am addicted I am also proud of my addiction to fortnite. You want to play fortnite with me now? Yay!!! We can play fortnite all day. You have to go right now??? Oh well you can’t go until we play because why would you want to miss out on the battle royales? You have to go now? Well whatever that is can wait because we need to play fortnite right now. It’s ok I will play fortnite with you right now even if I have to go pay for my dads medical bills right now or he will die because I’m addicted to fortnite and I can’t stop playing. Fortnite is my life and without it i am nothing and probably will die. Take a shower? No. Absolutely not. The last time I took a shower my kitten said I smelled bad, so I will stick to playing fortnite I don’t care if I stink for life. Fortnite is love. Fortnite is life. I can not do anything without fortnite and I’m sure you can’t either. Fortnite is the best game ever and any other game should be deleted. This is why you should play fortnite with me kitten! We could kiss under the moonlight.