Single Ladies

Episode 1: Do Nice Drug Dealers Exist?

Nicki Minaj is sitting in her office looking through all the papers on her desk, most of which are late bills. She finished her piña colada and put her head down on the desk. A few minutes later Beyoncé walked in and shouted "BILLS DONT GET PAID DURING NAP TIME!"

" I swear if they did I'd be a millionaire" She said picking her head up off the desk.
" What's wrong Nick? I need you out of this place and in the club with me and Rih" Sitting in a office chair across from Nicki.
"Ugh, I need this place packed before I leave this place."
"Could one drink clear your head?"
"Maybe, okay I'll go. But help me close up because these girls will not do it on their own."

Beyoncé and Nicki clean up the club early for the night, meanwhile across town Rihanna is at Rain™,the hottest club in town, waiting for Bey and Nick to arrive. She's in a hot red dress with matching stilettos sitting at the bar. A light skin brother comes up and sits next to her.

"Hot girls usually hang in packs, are you the lone cheetah?"
"My friends aren't here yet, plus I'm no animal I'm pretty tame actually."
"Okay, okay. Well not all animals are wild."
"Well what's your name Mr. Animal?"
"Brown. Chris Brown."
"Okay Mr. Brown I see my friends. If we meet again maybe fate wants us to be together, if not then so be it" She said walking away.
"I'm wild so I'll make sure fate comes way" He says biting his lip at her.

Beyoncé, Nicki, and Rihanna sit in the VIP section and discuss their current issues in life.

Rihanna~Did you see that guy that was talking to me?
Beyoncé~Yes, he was definitely fine.
Nicki~Was that Christopher Brown III, the son of club mogul Christopher Brown II?
Rihanna~He did say that was his name...why do you know his whole Wikipedia page?
Nicki~That's my dream...to be a strip club mogul. Fat asses everywhere.
Beyoncé~Nicki, as long as your ass is everywhere your successful enough.
Nicki~Thanks Bey, I love you guys so much. But how is the studio time going with that producer?
Beyoncé~I haven't even started yet, I'm so fucking nervous. My voice isn't special like everybody else on the radio.
Rihanna~Lies.
Nicki~Yes, so many lies.
Beyoncé~I don't know I'm not ready to jump into this...
Nicki~Shutup. Jesus I wish you could believe in you like we do.
Rihanna~See if I get a husband, I would stop modeling and just be a wife all day.
Beyoncé~Wouldn't we all?
Rihanna~If we all had men, imagine how much less we would have to complain about?
Nicki~No, imagine how much more we would have to complain about. What if the sex is bad, what if the money not right, what if he touches my wigs. Ooh I would cut him!

After this fun night out, the next morning Rihanna is waking up in her bed from a ring at her door. She stumbles out of bed hung over from the night before in her robe and answers it. A delivery man gives her a box with a card attached. She sits on her table to go through, she first read the card. "Fate has come knocking." And with this she new it must have been from the man she talked to the night before. Inside the box was a gold encrusted iPhone 6 Plus phone case with a phone number on a piece of paper. She figured she'd play hard to get since she didn't know a lot about him to instantly start dating him. Beyoncé worked her day job at a clothing boutique owned none other then by socialite Victoria Beckham, oddly the most stuck up person on the planet. Her best friend at work was Kelly. Other than arranging clothes and helping the rich and pampered, girl talk was really all Bey and Kelly did. 

Kelly~Are you excited to work with the legendary Shawn Carter?
Beyoncé~I'm nervous as hell, plus all he heard was one demo I played around with, what if he expects so much more than I can give?
Kelly~I swear you are the most talented and annoying person I know. You're ridiculous *she said folding new clothes*
Beyoncé~I'm glad to be a record holder in your books.
Rihanna walks in with the case on her phone and she plops down in a chair next to Beyoncé.
Beyoncé~New phone case that looks especially shiny?
Kelly~I guess the digger finally struck gold.
Rihanna~Ha ha but no, Mr.Brown had this delivered to me this morning. Jealous? I think so.
Kelly~I know you're not talking about that fine ass trust fund kid. With that caramel skin and fine ass swag.
Rihanna~Funny how none of that was relevant to me 24 hours ago...Anyway he left his number but I don't think I'm ready to give in yet.
Beyoncé~Ah hard to get?
Kelly~I could've sworn she was easy *gets up to go to back of store*
Rihanna~And I could've sworn you were unemployed...Anyway I'm so pumped! Maybe he'll be the lucky one.
Beyoncé~How lucky he would be to get the one Fenty on the market?
Rihanna~The luckiest man on this damn earth.

Back across town Nicki was having lunch with her two favorite employees, Blac Chyna and Amber Rose at the outdoor deck of a restaurant.

Nicki~Yall I really need ideas on how to get the club going again.
Amber~Let me do my famous act, The Rose Bud. It will get the club popping.
Nicki~No your infamous Rose Bud had your vagina out and the rose wasn't always shaven.
Amber~Whatever.
Chyna~Maybe get some new promoters.
Nicki~See Amber now that's actually plausible and not related to your pussy out for everyone.
Amber~Yall will regret it.

Then the waitress brought the bill over but let her know it was already paid for by a man who was sitting in the corner. He also told the waitress "Let the one with pink hair to know she was beautiful" who happened to be Nicki. Nicki them for up and sat and the man's table who was eating by himself.

"I don't need no mystery man paying for my meals."
"I am just courteous to the beautiful things in the world" He said so nonchalant.
"Well Mr..."
"Williams, but my friends call me Meek Mill."
"...Well Meek I'll call you I appreciate the gesture but I'm fine."
"Ard baby girl, you good."
"Thanks for letting me know" 

She says walking away from the table. He says "Damn" under his breathe looking at Nicki's ass. Back at Nicki's club, she is on the phone with Bey telling her what happened.

Beyoncé~He really called you baby girl?
Nicki~Yes! Like it was something I asked for. What is up with these guys nowadays. Can a bitch have a meal without it being payed for by a stranger?
Beyoncé~Apparently not, although that's a problem I don't have to often. What was his name again?
Nicki~He said it was Meek Mill.
Beyoncé~Was he black like night?
Nicki~Yeah.
Beyoncé~Big black sunglasses?
Nicki~Yeah.
Beyoncé~I know I knew that name from somewhere. He's that big king pen from over west.
Nicki~You've got to be kidding me? So I attract drug dealers is what you're telling me? What the hell?
Beyoncé~Girl...at least he rich.
Nicki~How rich we talking?
Beyoncé~Girl I'm talking a mansion for every day of the week.
Nicki~Damn. But you know what I don't care I'm an independent black woman, I'm good.
Beyoncé~If you say so.

Rihanna was at a photoshoot for a local magazine, a gig she was reluctant to take. She wanted to model for big name brands but never could land a chance. She was posing in front of a subway when she sees Chris walking up to the shoot. He signals her over, dressed in an all black from head to toe. She asks for a break and walks over to him.

"What the hell are you doing here?"She said pissed.
"You didn't call what did you want me to do?"
"How about not show up to my job?"
"Nah, I prefer that actually."
"If I say I will call you tomorrow, will you leave?"
"No, but...give me a kiss and I'm as good as gone."
"Fine."

As she leaned in for a kiss, he grabbed her by her hips and pulled her close, and made her want to take back everything she had said. After the kiss she stepped back trying to gather herself.

"I'll speak with you tomorrow" He said wiping his lips and walking away.
All three girls meet that night at the strip club to discuss their days.
Rihanna~Wow a drug dealer thinks you're attractive. Do nice drug dealers exist?
Nicki~Nice? Maybe smug ones do.
Beyoncé~Anyone can be nice but also forceful like Mr.Brown right.
Rihanna~Hey, you didn't feel that boys lips and how amazingly soft and and just ugh they were.
Nicki~Great description.
*End*
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