A grandma walked. She tripped over a water puddle. She mad.
A bird got diarrhea. It pooped on your face. It fell in the water puddle on grandma. Grandma even more mad. Grandma turned into Arianna grandei. Grandma walked to hospital because she broke leg. 2 leg.
In hospital she saw jinping in a bed. Jinping was bird with diarrhea. He had twitter open. Elon musk buy twitter. But everyone hates elon musk. Nobody on twitter only jinping. Grandma in a bed next to jinping. Grandma hates twitter.
Elon Musk made new twitter: plitter. He want to destroy twitter with it. No one on plitter. But then someone on plitter.
Steingayer rotznase, madeinchina , War. , chocomacaron and mutimerkel
Elon musk happy. Plitter more famous.
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a bird got massive Diarrhea (I made this in 2021 So it's goofy af and I wanted to Publish it now 😭😭)
