Faint Memories |Smut|Dazai x chuuya because why Not 😘|

Chapter 1: Reasons why

"Dazai.....you idiot!!!!"
Chuuya yells in annoyance, "hmm....? What is it now chuuya?"
He asked, "Well it seems that my wine magically just threw it's self away!"
He screams. Dazai chuckled softly, "Oh, poor chuuya ~ no more wine....then no more sanity!"
He chuckled to himself softly.
"Ahh shudap."
Chuuya says grumpily, "perhaps would you rather me blow up your car....or Motorcycle?"
He asked teasingly. Chuuya glares at him, as Dazai walks out of the room. "Hmmm....what is it I should do...?"
He thought to himself. That's it! Chuuya thought, This time I'll burn all of his stupid 'complete guide to suicide' books, he grinned to himself.
Later on when Dazai had went to take a shower chuuya got to work, but as he did he noticed something weird about Dazai's room....What's that...?, He wonders looking at something on his bed. As he was about to reach for it he heard the door open, it was Dazai, towel around his wait, steaming, glistening skin, he stared in shock at chuuya, "What the hell are you doing in my room chuuya....?" He says, noticing Chuuya was reaching for the thing on his bed he immediately jolted, "Ah-! Chuuya don't touch that-", too late chuuya had already grabbed the item on his bed and started reading it. Chuuya shuddered in shock, reading what the note had on it. The note read: Dear, diary
today I met a boy, he was the leader of the 'Sheep's king ' , he was a very pretty boy. Just very aggressive, that was annoying. But he could manipulate gravity, so he was kinda cool, charming... and handsome....
              -Dazai
Chuuya was dumbstruck, as he stared at Dazai. "Welp....now that you know my secret I guess it'll be very awkward now...." He says as he looks around the room, avoiding eye contact. "Dazai you need to get dressed. Remember your half naked." Chuuys says blankly, leaving the room.