Dating in 2023

1. The one who told me 'I'll get you off this app'

'I'll take you off this app'

When I downloaded one popular dating app for the 9th time, what I wrote at the end of my bio was '🔍 someone to take me off these apps'. A big smile appeared on my face when the message came. The one who sent it was original enough to take something from my bio and use it in his favor.

In case it needs clarifying, he did not, or else this wouldn't be a list but a mere paragraph.