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tile floor pov

minding my own business, i do what tile floors do. which is just, yk- be a tile floor. tho i aint no ordinary tile floor, i can morph into a smexy anime mommy. just- out of tiles. but anyways-, i feel something land on me. something heavy. without thinking, i morphed into my semxy mommy self. this thing was right on my left boob. "who and what are you-" i spoke. "uhhhhhhhhhh, idk what i am, but my name is bob-" the thing replied. "how the fuck do you not know what your are"

"well if you just spawned from the void of nothingness and nobody told you what you were, would you have an idea abt what you are????". it does have a point, i thought to myself. i snatched the being and put it on my knee, considering i do not want this blob of something onto my tit. "woah bro, you couldve gave me a heads up" the being growled. "sorry" i grunted in reply. the mass of matter then, somehow, teleported a medium cup of boba tea. wtf- i thought. what happened next was probably the weirdest shit i ever witnessed in my life. (tho i could've probably imagined this sense i took acid at least half an hour ago).