Mountain Dorito

Chapter 1

When Doritos took over Mt. Dew, They stole all the dew waterfalls and became soggy bagels. When it was becoming so very very soggy XxX_Sanic_XxX came to save the day but he tripped on a soggy bagel, And died, all the soggy bagels when to a graveyard and had a funeral for XxX_Sanic_XxX, But what if XxX_Sanic_XxX was not kill. He would be still quickscoping mountain dewers and the peak of the pineapple swag fountain.

When Suarez was told about the news he went and bit about 420 random people and cri every tim tam. Every tim tam he scored a goal he pooped out sheep. at the end of a day he saw far out in the distance Mt... Cheese powder and co factory so Suarez went and tried to eat goats from the goat cheese makers and turned the goats into zombies, then he ate his mom for dinner.

As Sanic lay dead in his coffin he thought to himself "U WAT M9-1 CUM AT M3" he screamed at the coffin then out of no where he RKO the coffin and got out like a boss. He jabbed the guards guarding his grave, then realized they were the good guys... and then used 96 pace up a volcano and cried to the monkey with purple violins and unicorn eyebrow... I LIKE TURTLES!!! So the monkey starting raining turtles from the sky and RKOing all the soggy bagels and Suarez zombies. But Sanic saw one Suarez Zambie was left so he ate his 69,420 packets of Doritos and used his 99000000000000000000000000000000 pace and 360 quick-scope and no-scoped him at the same tim tam. The volcano started to erupt and it exploded with red hot salsa sauce then unicorns started falling from the sky, one hit the monkey playing the purple violin and he died. it was still raining with unicorns. Shrek went outside to smell in the morning swamp when a unicorn landed in his nostril, so he looked for his wife and kids and put them in the swamp mobile 42069. While Shrek was driving he saw a suicidal unicorn and he 4827579274810471947294710000487174642069846264 no-scoped Shreks wife and she blew up with green juice and at first shrek laughed then he screamed out "what a shot" then he screamed "now my life is happy". Shreks kids were so shocked how good of a no-scoper the unicorn was they made him their new mommy. but then shrek turned around and saw all the juice turn into a T-Shrek so he said to kids go inside while I 360 backflip smokin 420 no scoping that T- Shrek.