Summary: The narrator doesn't know how, but suddenly the whole game was full of cats laying around!
__________________________________Stanley grunted as he woke up after doing the freedom ending, but this time when Stanley left the office, instead of a boring office, he was met with about 20 cats running and laying around the office, and some of them were even newborns, who were quite adorable, by the way.
"All of his--" the narrator paused as he noticed the cats "Stanley, why are there cats in the game?!"
Stanley gaped at what he saw and stood there for a few moments before quickly making his way over to the cats. Some cats looked at him in wonder and some seemed ready to run away in fear.
"Stanley, don't touch them! They are probably strays and they probably have a disease, or even worse, they might have rabies!" The narrator panicked as Stanley went over to the cats. Stanley simply glanced up at the ceiling and gave the narrator a cheeky grin as he crouched down and a cat walked up to him. "Stanley!" The narrator yelled out fearfully.
"Dont you think you're being little dramatic?" Stanley signed to the narrator. "Dramatic?! Why--why would you--WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA!??!" The narrator stammered "all I'm trying to do is make sure that you are healthy and SAFE, Stanley!" The narrator defended himself.
Stanley held up his hand to Stroke the black furred cat on the head, whilst ignoring the narrator, and it rubbed its head into Stanley's hand. "Stanley, if it bites you and you get rabies from it I wont help you." The narrator threatened, but with that scared tone of his, it was hard for Stanley to take him seriously. "Yeah sure" Stanley mouthed as he continued stroking the cat.
"Fine! Be stubborn, it's not my fault if you get a disease." And just like that, the narrator went silent; probably trying to see how to get rid of the cats in the game. Stanley smiled to himself as the cat gave Stanley one last rub against his hand before walking away.
Stanley got up and made his way to the employee lounge, where a lot more cats were, around 36 cats were in the employee lounge, which slightly startled Stanley when he first saw it, he wanted to go to the employee lounge to relax a little bit, but it seems like his spot on his favorite sofa was occupied by two tabby kittens that were peacefully sleeping. Stanley sighed and decided to sit down on another sofa.
Stanley made his way to the closest unoccupied sofa, careful not to step on any cat tails. Stanley, after a lot of careful walking; finally made his way over to the closest cat free sofa. But before he could sit down on it, a calico cat jumped onto the sofa and layed on it.
Stanley face palmed in annoyance, but didn't do anything about the cat. Thus Stanley spent about 10 minutes finding a spot to sit on and not only that but all of the cat fur was getting into his nose, and it was uncomfortable, very uncomfortable, his nose was itching, too.
But soon enough, the narrator was luckily back. "I'm back, Stanley! I found out what's wrong and why the cats are here, I fixed the bug and all we have to do is reset for the cats to go away." The narrator said with a gleeful tone.
Stanley nodded and gave the narrator a thumbs up.
"Good! I'll-" the narrator was cut off when Stanley sneezed out of blue.
"Stanley?" The narrator asked, sounding slightly concerned. "Nothing wrong, cat fur in my nose" Stanley explained shortly, but that didn't seem to make the narrator happy at all. "Alright, I'll just restart and everything should be fine."
Stanley nodded and waited for the narrator to reset, and he did so, the narrator restarted the game.
Stanley woke up in his office again, and went out to see if the cats were gone like the narrator said they would be, and they in fact were gone.
"Stanley, are you alright now?" Stanley blinked up at the ceiling and waited a few moments before nodding "I'm good! No itchy nose and no sneezing." Stanley reassured the narrator.
"Thank goodness you're feeling fine, Stanley..." The narrator let out a breath, and there was silence for a while. "Alright, ahem, onto the story!" The narrator awkwardly said before again saying the same lines from his usual script.
"All of his co-workers were gone. What could it mean? Stanley decided to go to the meeting room; perhaps he had simply missed a memo."
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The Stanley Parable ONE-SHOTS!
FanfictionHere's some of my short one shots (not cannon I'm just writing random ideas) between stanley and the narrator. There might be angst or fluff but definitely no smut. ANNNNND Stanley and the narrator are not really together but are lovers, alright? It...