me when im with my 32 year old friend i met on omegle

why is my live full of suffer

so i was like being on omegle cause im so intelligent and i have no friends

and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i met this guy who sounded exactly like one of those

RU RU RU🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

and he asked for my age and i said im 16 ofc which i definetly am because i was born in 2009 (not fake)

and he believed me because of my honker badonkers 😎😎😎😎

and we talked about uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hairbrush

and because i am so cool i said that i had an a mongus potion (which looked like a mix of drugs and period blood uwu)

and i said if u drink it at 3 am u turn into the imposter from mongus as a joke

and he said its to sniff because he thought it was drugs

BUT I SNIFFED IT AND I

I

I TURNED INTO THE IMPOSTRER

OMG OMG OMG 

no i didnt

it stank like those things u can buy at tedi

do u know tedi

i do

HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

uwu

and then we exchanged numbers and stufff

and then we fricked

haha no we didnt

and we played truth or dare and he wanted to see my panties 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

i dared him to do 20 pushups

and were gonna meet in a week cause he lives like next to me 😋😋😋😋

im so scared hes actually 32

if i dont post in the next weeks im probably dead soooooooooo

i hope a cockroach crawls in ur butt at night