Only In Ohio

I have just ascended to godhood.

Sometimes when I look off into the distance at night, I imagine the things moths have to go through. Drawn to light, only to be murdered by the darkness they avoid (a fly swatter). A furry creature walking through the damp grass at midnight, swatting whatever inferior critters they encounter. Perhaps it would do good to stay away from those furry creatures, I tell the moths, but they unknowingly always run into these creatures.

Small little critters with wings, they fly in the air, not caring of anything. In the daytime they reside in the grass. But one question that I have been wondering forever is where do these moths go in winter? Perhaps they migrate just as the geese do, flying in groups across the ocean. But how could they fly across the ocean, when they fall to the ground so easily when furry creatures swat at a blade of grass with their paw?

Such weak little critters, how could they possibly survive for 2 minutes, inferior to all including fruit flies, such weaklings moths are.

My thoughts are only made up of fruit flies, moths, and death. I never considered that there might be more to life than just that.

This must be the beginning of a new story, a new life. Moths and fruit flies will be no more, I will find the meaning of my life. Perhaps I should think more about chainsaw massacres, DNA fragments, or something. I might go on vacation to Israel, but I'm stuck here in Ohio.

There are many things to concern myself about besides little critters like fruit flies, but fruit flies are really terrible. They like to munch on your food when no one is around, selfish creatures, what is the meaning to their existence, is it to cause suffering? Such critters should not be acknowledged, but it is hard to avoid them when you have a kitchen. What thoughts go through their head, and what thoughts do you have when you see them? Regret, or thoughts of burning your kitchen down.. Those thoughts I know can not be avoided. That is why you have to avoid those critters at all costs.

Perhaps I should look at this from a Fruit flies perspective, would they think humans cause them suffering? If those fruit flies ever evolve, they would look down on us, we would be nothing to them, we probably mean nothing to them currently, yet they mean everything to us, seeing how much we hate those critters. That is the advantage fruit flies have.

Have you ever thought that someday in the future, humans would go extinct and fruit flies would evolve and study us, like we study dinosaurs? Off topic, but I sometimes feel superior when I think about how I always said how crazy Ohio was before the memes became a thing. How about I write a more meaningful topic, and talk about truth.

Truth could be something made up of lies (I don't know if that makes sense, it just sounded smart). Just imagine, you have been friends with a tapeworm for a long time, and it then tells you to stab yourself with a sharp object. Would you do it, for the sake of your friendship? What good would it bring you? And about tapeworms, you may feel like taking out an AK-47 if you encounter these creatures in raw meat, but they can be quite nice companions. Besides the "stabbing yourself with a sharp object" part. I used to have a friend, a tapeworm named Apple, many years ago. I miss Apple.

Have you ever heard of this great song called pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, it's a great song and I listen to it often down in Ohio. If I haven't told you yet, it really is crazy down in Ohio. Perhaps when I get to a better place, I can escape the flying bird dinosaurs. A Lot of crazy things are happening, you know, and it's going to be a long time before I can leave. And you know what, I really do want to leave this place, it's scary down here, there's little critters that hide in my vents and yeah know that they still hide in my vents back home, but it's scarier down here. They kinda come out of my vent at night and it's really freaking me out. It's like they're trying to murder me down here.

When that flight attendant told me to go ahead and go to Ohio, I should have been honest and tell her about the gun I had. It would have saved me from this terrible place. I plead for someone to help me as I might be here for a while. I request that this be recorded in history books, record my life, because I might not be free from Ohio. I should call 911 or something since I won't survive another day here in Ohio.

Save me from Ohio, save a life.