It was a sad day for the people of San Francisco. A great man had died, a man named Johnny.
Johnny had taken his own life when he discovered that his fiancé, Lisa, had been cheating on him with his best friend, Mark.
Now, Johnny's friends all stood there as Johnny's coffin was being lowered into the ground in front of a grave that read:
'Here lies Johnny Wiseau. The wurld would be a better place to live if he was still in it.'
The grave had many flowers around it, kindly donated by the lady who owned the local flower shop and had a dog. They were also at the funeral.
Many wept for dear Johnny. Mike and Michelle cried, Peter teared up, Claudette wept, and Denny was hysterical.
But Mark, Mark just stood there in silence, trying to fight back tears.
"Mark" said an all too familiar voice.
Everyone turned and saw Lisa standing there in a new sexy dress.
Mark began to get angry.
"What do you want?" he sneered.
"Mark, please! Give me another chance! I love you!" Lisa pleaded.
Mark couldn't believe that Lisa, the woman just as responsible for Johnny's death as he was, had the nerve to show up to his funeral in such an inappropriate dress and try to seduce him. His face began to turn red and tears began to well up in his eyes.
"Leave. Now" he said.
"Mark, please! Lisa cried.
"I SAID GO!" Mark shouted.
Many were shocked. Even though they knew Mark hated Lisa for what had happened, they had never seen him so angry before.
"YOU FUCKING SEDUCED ME AND MADE ME BETRAY MY BEST FRIEND! HE'S DEAD BECAUSE OF ME, BUT ALSO BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU KILLED HIM, YOU BITCH!!!" Mark shouted at the top of his lungs.
Lisa turned to the other people who were there.
"Guys, help me out here!" Lisa said.
"No. You're not the victim here, Lisa. You cheated on Johnny with his best friend, then tried to frame him for abusing you, even after everything he had done for you. You're a monster" said Peter.
"We're through with you, Lisa. We should've ended our friendship with you the moment we found out you were cheating on Johnny. We're not gonna make the same mistake again" said Michelle.
"W-What are you saying?" Lisa asked.
"We're saying we're not your friends, anymore. Stay away from us all" said Mike.
"It's all your fault Johnny's dead! He was the closest thing I ever had to a father and you took him from me, Lisa!" Denny said before crying even more.
Lisa was shocked by all of this, then turned to her mother.
"Mom, tell them they can't do this!" cried Lisa.
"They can and they will, Lisa... And so will I" Claudette said.
"WHAT?!" Lisa cried.
"That's right. You're dead to me, Lisa. You betrayed Johnny and lied to me about him hitting you. And don't think I don't know what you've been saying about me, either. Mark said you called me a stupid bitch right before you had sex with him for the first time, all because I said you shouldn't leave Johnny" said Claudette.
"Johnny was boring, though! I just wanted someone who I could actually love!" Lisa cried.
"Doesn't matter. You're not my daughter, anymore. I never want to see you again" Claudette said sternly.
"Now get the fuck out of here" Mark.
Lisa ran away while bawling her eyes out.
After she left, Mark finally broke down as well. He dropped to his knees and began crying.
"I love you, Johnny" he whispered.
The screen cut to black and the title card appeared as The Room theme played:
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We see the names of all the people who were in the movie and worked on it, and then we see a card that says:
20 years later...
It was now the 20th anniversary of the day Johnny had died. San Francisco and the world had simply not been the same without him.
Peter had been using his psychology skills on those who were grieving Johnny. But it wasn't enough as he himself was still grieving his dear friend.
Denny missed Johnny dearly. His life had started falling apart ever since his friend and father figure died. He's been struggling to keep his job and make ends meet.
Claudette was distraught that the man she hoped would be her son-in-law had taken his own life. She died of breast cancer a year after he had died.
Lisa was vilified by everyone after Johnny had killed himself because of her. Her own mother disowned her, all her friends turned their backs on her, she lost her job, and she was run out of town.
As for Mark, he was miserable. The guilt of betraying Johnny had haunted him everyday for the last two decades. He even eventually realized that he had feelings for Johnny. He only wished he could've told him.
Little did he know his wish would soon come true...
At the San Francisco cemetery...
The night was quiet as could be. But suddenly, a flash of green light shined over Johnny's grave.
Suddenly, a UFO hovered above the grave and two people who had long hair and similar jawlines as Johnny teleported out of it and in front of his grave. One appeared to be a man, the other a woman.
"Is this the one?" asked the man in an accent that sounded just like Johnny's.
"Yes. We've finally found him. Let's bring him back to life, huh" said the woman in an accent that also sounded like Johnny's.
They pulled out a strange device of some sort and it blasted a green light at Johnny's grave. It was quiet for a few moments, but then a familiar scream was heard from in the ground.
Then, a hand emerged from the ground and a person began climbing out. That person... was Johnny.
"What's happened to me?!" Johnny asked.
"We have brought you back from the dead, Johnny. You're time on this Earth isn't done yet, huh" said the man.
"You two are from my homewurld! I recognize that beautiful long hair, those strong jaws, and those exotic accents anywhere!" said Johnny.
"That is correct, Johnny. It's been 20 years since you took your own life. We're sorry that it took us so long to bring you back, but the war on The-Room has been getting out of hand. We were only able to come to Earth now" said the woman.
"That's alright. Now I can get revenge on everyone who betrayed me" Johnny said before doing his iconic laugh.
Today is the 20 year anniversary of when The Room was released. So here you go.
