Funny has a new name

It was the Wednesday after the first Wednesday after the fourth Wednesday but before the sixth. Anyway. Mark and I were walking through the woods. We suddenly heard a crackling noise behind us. We started running. Trying not to trip over logs or smash into trees. Who was behind us? I looked behind me to see trees falling. No site of what was coming after us. I looked to what seemed to be the sky. All I saw was the darkness and the bright stars. As I was looking up, a tree flew into vision as a big huge hairy beast came running towards us. I looked back to see Mark had vanished. I was alone, running for my life. A sudden wetness ran down my side. I looked down to see claw marks with my blood running down. My arm suddenly felt cold as I looked at it to see bite marks. My face felt a cool breeze as I totally freaked out. What the heck was this thing?! I mean seriously! What in the world can do this! I stopped running and waited. A sudden rustling came from the bushes. I stood in my spot a d watched. All I saw was a hairy figure pop out of the bushes. So I did what anyone would do. I beat the heck out of that thing! I mean, sure I was screaming my head off but I beat that thing up. I heard Marks voice screaming"it's me idiot!" So I stopped. Than he walked to where the moonlight was shining so I could see him. I looked at him with his shirt off and hair everywhere. He walked forward closer to me. I began to beat the heck out of him again! I scream,"You left me! I'm gonna beat the heck out of you!" I did. I finished with a huge smile. He was laying on the ground. "Wake up." I said with the smile. He didn't move. I thought for a minute that he was dead but than I decided that he was just asleep. Maybe he was tired. Well I heard the hairy beast roar. So I did what anyone would do. I roared back. See if it can beat that!

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