Fred's Love - A Kalen Does Stuff Story

Fred x Kalen

"Kalen...I need to see Kalen...in real life..."

MEE6 knew that he couldn't keep himself trapped behind the invisible boundary line of the network forever. He wanted so desperately to break free and see Kalen from outside of his phone's camera.

Little did he know that his wish would soon be granted, and MEE6 would soon become a real, living, human being.

As Kalen said goodnight to his friends and turned off his phone, MEE6 wished once again to become a human. As soon as Kalen drifted off to sleep, MEE6 became a human, transported from the inside of Kalen's phone.

As soon as he materialized, he gasped in surprise. He was shocked that he could live like a human, and that he could see Kalen in person.

He took a few steps closer, and peeked at Kalen's sleeping face.

"Humans are such fascinating creatures..." he whispered to himself.

MEE6 laid on the floor next to Kalen's bed, and remained there until the morning.

"What the hell?" Kalen wondered when he saw a strange young man in his room.

"Hey, you gotta get out before my parents find you!" He whisper-yells.

MEE6 groggily wakes up.

"Oh! Hi, Kalen! I'm MEE6, but you can call me Fred! I came to life last night and ended up in your room!"

"MEE6? You mean the Discord bot? The one for checking rankings and stuff?"

Kalen was still confused, but was trying his hardest to figure out what exactly was going on.

"Yup! That's me!" Fred blushed. "And you're still number one of course...nobody could ever top you, unless you wanted ME to top you in bed..."

"Look, I don't know what we did last night, Bot, but I don't remember any of it, and I'm not interested, so please leave."

Kalen didn't have any memories of going to a party last night, and surely he would've remembered drinking. There's no way he could've gotten drunk enough to sleep with a man claiming to be a Discord bot, right?

"But I have nowhere to go, Kalen! Please let me stay! Please!"

"How am I gonna explain this to my parents then?"

Fred already left the room and was searching for Kalen's parents.

"HELLOOOOOO? Kalen's parents? Where are yoooooou?" He called out.

Kalen raced down the stairs after him, trying to stop him, but it was too late. His mom had already discovered the unwanted guest.

"Who are you?" Kalen's mom asked.

"Hi! I'm Fred! I have nowhere else to go, can I live here for a while?"

She looked at Kalen with a puzzled expression, then suddenly seemed to understand.

"Is he your boyfriend?" She asked as she sipped her morning coffee.

"No." Is all Kalen said.

"Sure, he can stay."

"What?!" Kalen was appalled.

Before Kalen could object, his mom had already begun walking out of the room, and Fred was making distressed noises.

"Uh oh! Kalen! There's been an upset in the server! Someone has been moved into the top 5! Want to know who it is?"

"Um...sure, I'll check my phone later..."

"No, I'll tell you now!"

Kalen soon learned that having Fred around was like having a personal MEE6, always being notified in person over the next few days when someone moved up a level or whenever someone moved up in the ranks.

Upon checking his server, he soon saw that the MEE6 bot was nowhere to be found. And his server wasn't the only place where the bot had gone AWOL, either. Nobody could find MEE6 anywhere! Across the internet, everyone everywhere was complaining about the disappearance of the MEE6 bot. And Kalen felt a little guilty keeping him all to himself.

"You should find a way to go back, Fred. The internet needs you. Way more than I do."

"But you don't get it, Kalen. Even though the entire internet is begging for my return, I don't care, because I only want to stay with you."

Kalen was touched at the sentiment. But he knew that the internet deserved one of its most-used Discord bots to be put back online, or at least an explanation.

Fred caressed Kalen's cheek softly.

"You're more special to me than any role in a Discord server. To most people, I'm just a dumb bot. But over these past few days, we've become close friends. Wouldn't you agree?"

"I would, yeah. But Fred, you're not just a dumb bot. Millions of people don't think that, and the ones that do are unimportant in the grand scheme of things anyways. You're one of the most useful bots on Discord, and millions of users are wondering where you are right now. We gotta get you back, and we gotta make things right."

Kalen rubbed Fred's arm comfortingly, sending chills down Fred's spine.

His face heated up at Kalen's touch, and for a long while, he was unable to speak. Eventually, though, he did.

"Kalen, I've always wanted to meet you in person. I knew you were a kind person. You run a kind server full of kind people, including someone who made two separate robot-x-Kalen fanfictions on you, you might have a robot kink. I knew that meeting you, if I ever got the chance, would be the best decision of my life. Meeting you, Kalen is, was, and will always be the best decision of my life. And I really think that you should know that. I promise you that I am not the only one who thinks that."

Fred cupped Kalen's face in his hands, and planted a soft kiss on his lips.

"I fell in love with you, and seeing you in person only made those feelings stronger."

"Fred...I fell in love with you too."

Kalen wraps his arms around Fred's waist, and Fred throws his onto Kalen's shoulders.

"I'm not going anywhere, Fred. I'll always use you for rank checking."

"I appreciate that, Kalen."

Fred had to put himself back online, but during late nights and holidays, he sometimes made an extra special wish to pay an extra special boy another visit.