This is a Rewrite of an old story I made that is now lost, so enjoy! Also please don't take anything I say in this seriously.
Emo bob was your stereotypical emo guy. He did emo things like wear all black for everything, He listened to My Chemical Romance and, he ate cheese. Emo Bob's mom, Gothic Gracie said that She decided that he was not going to be living with her until she died and he had to get a job. Gracie went on the google because no one likes Bing or Yahoo to find the best job for him. She saw a show called "Project Makeover" which was about crusty people named Ivy getting makeover, They were heiring. Gracie did not hesitate to apply Bob for the job.
A few days go by and Gracie hears back from the boss, UwU Darrel. Bob apparently got hired because Darrel is very desperate for workers. The morning of Bobs first day His mom drove him to the studio. When Bob stepped out of the car he saw this Hot Pink blob of a guy. He thought his mom dropped him off in the wrong place until the blob started speaking, "Hewwo there!" The blob said with a smile, "I'm UwU Darrel, I am the owner of this studio and Project Makeover!"
Darrel reached in for a handshake, Bob slapped Darrel's hand. Bob already knew this was off to a bad start and that he was not going to enjoy this job. Darrel leads bob inside and shows him around. After the tour, Darrel decided to put Bob on his first makeover. Darrel lead Bob inside to a makeover room so he could start his job. "Ok!" Darrel started, "Your just going to give this person a makeover and make them look so so UwU Divine!"
Darrel Left Bob, Who was very confused. He started to put makeup on his client, Emo styled Makeup. Darrel came to check on how bob was doing. " Aaahh!" Darrel Screamed, "whu-whu-whu- WHAT IS THAT!?" "What? It's just makeup." Bob Replied. "Maybe you should go design a room, I will handle this mess." Darrel told Bob. Bob walked inside the room he was told to design. He had never designed a room before, so he did not know how it was going to be like.
He placed items around, trying to make the room look a bit nice. When the client came back in, They said, "Oh my WeirdoViviLillys! This room is absolutely hideous!" The client barged out of the studio. UwU Darrel Walked in filled with fury and said, "It's ok, it's only your first day, you will improve, how about you go on break for now. Bob walked to his room.
He plugged his earbuds into his phone and started playing My Chemical Romance on full volume. But he did not know that his earbuds accidently unplugged, so now the whole studio could hear his emo tunes. UwU Darrel barged the door of his room down. Darrel spoke "Excuse me Emo Bob but I will not tolerate that UwU baka trash in MY STUDIO!!!" Darrel pulled out a gun and shot Bobs Iphone 69. Bob cried for the rest of the day and had no courage to do his job.
By the end of day 2, Bob have had it with the show and UwU Darrel. He decided to go on his computer and go onto Silk Road and buy bombs to blow up the studio. The day they arrived, he waited until the middle of the night to plant the bombs around the studio. He looked at the establishment and felt no joy. He pressed the button. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM EVERY TIME YOU DROP THE BO-!!!!! He exploded the place with UwU Darrel in it. He has no regrets from doing this, but he had ran all the way to Chile to start a new life as Julio apple slice.
Sorry it was short
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