In a galaxy far away lied the planet of Remnant in which our protagonist called home. In the small town of Patch the young boy was seen alone in his house;his family leaving him to fend.
Y/n: GOD DAMMIT HOW COULD THEY IGNORE ME LIKE THIS! RUBY AND YANG GET EVERYTHING BUT NOTHING FOR ME
Sitting infront of a TV playing Gerber life program infomercials on loop. Looking around for food the poor boy found none.
Y/n:(mind) I can't have shit in Remnant man I hate this world!... I bet those assholes I call family would care if I ran away...who am I kidding probably hoping too much for even that. Sitting for a hour alone the boy chose to start eating his own shirt. Before he knew it suddenly he heard something crashing into his backyard. Taking by curiosity the boy went through his window to take a look.
Y/n(Mind): Oho boy I hope whatever is out there is gonna be super dope and make me op....or atleast let it be a pop tart.
Making it to his backyard he saw a spaceship causing him to smile.
Y/n: OH MY GOD IT'S ALIENS FINALLY THEY ARE TAKING OVER I'VE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT MY WHOLE 10 YEARS OF LIFE!
As the ship opened up two people came out causing the boy to gasp.
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Y/n:Dear god....it's Jesus and a gremlin!
Qui gon jin: What? Child I believe you are mistaken My name is Qui gon jin and next to me is master Yoda.
Yoda: Gremlin I am not. Jedi we are youngling..
Qui gon Jin: Dear child might I ask what is that your chewing?
Y/n:.....My shirt. My parents left me to starve....they hate me.
Qui gon jin: Are you sure they aren't just buying food?-
Y/n: Nope hell they ignore me all the time for my younger siblings I can barely understand what i'm even saying. They even took the Tv remote with them.
Yoda: What-
Y/n: THE SPONGE BOB MOVIE WAS REAIRING AND I CAN'T EVEN WATCH IT BECAUSE OF THEM.
Yoda: UNFORGIVABLE THAT IS!
Qui gon jin: WHAT KIND OF SICK MONSTERS WOULD LEAVE A KID HANGING ON THAT?!
Y/n: I KNOW RIGHT I JUST WANTED TO BE A GOOFY GOOBER!
Qui gon jin: What is your name child ?
Y/n: It's Y/n.
Qui gon Jin: Well Y/n how would you like leave this planet with us?
Yoda: The force is strong with you it is.
Y/n: But i'm 10....
Qui gon jin: Do not threat i promise you. You shall be greatly looked after and taught how to use your skills to the fullest.
Y/n: I don't get what's going on but it's gotta be better than here i'm in!
Jumping aboard the ship with the two Jedi the 3 of them flew off into space. As Tai and the others suddenly returned home seeing the ship.
Tai/Qrow/Summer/Raven: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Yang; Oh god daddy is Y/n gonna be raped by aliens!?
Tai: Yang honey.....if so he's fuuuucked
Timeskip ( 8 years later)
???: I'm telling you master It's true! I saw it all with my own eyes!
??? 2: It's not true Y/n your eyes must be deceiving you.
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Y/n: Master I swear on my honor as your Padawan that I saw commander Cody checking a only fans account. I have never lied to you yet have I
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Master Shaak Ti?
Shaak Ti: That you have not.....so be it. ...How could I get a Jedi Padawan so unorthodox?.
Y/n:Because you chose me remember?
???: Oh hey Y/n!
The Jedi in training turned to see a familiar face waving at him.
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Y/n: Sup Aayla hows it going?
Aayla: Great I just got back from a mission too.
Shaak Ti: Why don't you too get caught up while I report to the high council?
The Padawan nodded as the two went off cheerfully. Unaware of the mission coming their way.
