Tied Together With A Smile // Aegon Targaryen

31. Bacon

"Hey, you have fun on earth?" Peter questioned.

"It was... entertaining." Aegon agreed as Cassie hugged Peter.

"Don't ever die, I love you too much." Cassie instructed Peter.

"What happened down there Cassie?" Peter questioned as he kissed her forehead.

"WHat didnt happen?" Cassie countered.

"What are they up to?" Aegon questioned as Mantis ran squealing.

"I'm afraid to find out." Cassie remarked. "Can we pretend we didnt see that and go to bed?" Cassie offered instead as she pulled Aegon with her.

"Come on." Peter corrected. Cassie looked around as lights popped up, a tree was lite, ribbons and glitter everywhere. "Cassie did you do this?" Peter questioned, eyes wide as he looked around.

"I just got back." Cassie corrected. "But this is great."

"The only thing that could make this better is spicy macaroni." Aegon agreed. "We decorated kate's aunt's apartment in new york after running into a black widow assassin, not the spider but a person." Aegon informed Peter.

"Black widow?" Peter demanded.

"Look, sparkly lights." Cassie offered as Aegon pulled her closer. "Oh big box." Groot pushed forward a very large box.

"Are you kidding me?" Peter questioned unable to hide his smile as the box said for Peter and Cassie in big bold letters.

"Merry Christmas, Cassie and Peter. From me and Drax and, you know, all of us, really." Mantis remarked. 

" Oh! You guys." Peter declared moving towards the very large box but it started thumbing and Peters footsteps faltered confused before a voice came from inside.

"It's alive." Cassie declared dramatically. "Fuck whats in there?" Cassie questioned as it thumped again.

"Hey, uh, guys, I'm about to pass out. There's no air in here." Kevin remarked and Mantis giggled hopefully. Peter yanked open the box and Kevin fell out before giving a dramatic entrance. "Ta-da! You must be Pete, and Cassie! Merry Christmas!"

"It's Kevin Bacon." Mantis remarked seeing them gape in silence.

"That's Kevin Bacon... in knowhere... with us." Cassie murmured. Aegon knew the gifts Cassie had got were not people but Mantis and drax seemed so excited so maybe this was normal... maybe.

"He's not a loser. He's great. We don't hate him at all." Drax agreed.

"What'd you do? What? What did you do?" Peter shouted.

"We got you Kevin Bacon as a present." Mantis clarified.

"You got me a human being as a present?" Peter shouted. Cassie pat Kevin's back as he hugged her.

"What better gift for the guy who has everything than an actual human living person?" Drax agreed

"Nice to meet you mr. Bacon," Cassie giggled out.

"Can you put my girlfriend down." Aegon added stepping forward. Kevin smiled back at them happily.

"This isn't a Christmas gift! This is human trafficking!" Peter declared.

"Yes!" Drax agreed nodding but not understanding.

"It was mostly Drax's idea." Mantis offered nervously.

"It was." Nebula agreed.

"Hey, Pete, I got to stick up for these guys, because to tell you the truth, I am totally stoked about the whole thing, man." Kevin remarked, Cassie cocked her head as she stared back at him before looking at Mantis.