the start of it all

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by addict3dToCoffee

by addict3dToCoffee

Elmo was in the doctors office when eligah came for a prostate exam. He was nervous, he has never had his prostate touched before. Elighah walks in: "Hey emlo," eligah said, nervous
Elmo was scared he knew that eligha was stephans husband. "Oh- hey?"
"Haven't seen you in the prostate hospital before," said eligha
"OH, I am usaly at the strip club," said elmo. "My friend Big Bird just got hired there, and I am passing her stds around." oh- well, klaus told me to get checked for chlamydia." Said eligah

(Stephan walks in)

"Hey babe, I got an std from tescos."
Just as he said that, klaus walked in and shouted, "WHERE IS MY VAPE?" HE DAGGERED ELIGAH! "That son of a b. He stole my vape, " said klaus angrily,"that is my husband you just killed said stephan. But wanna frock?" He said, exited, Klaus blushed. "Yes," klaus took off his cape and shoulder pads. Stephan saw his Superman underwear and was happy he had this opportunity. He ripped off klauses 1000 year old undergarment made of leaves and saw that he had a tampon I'm his butt. Stephan lost interest so elmo stepped in. "I wanna frock you," said elmo, taking out his fluffy pp. Elmo started fricking. Klaus got tired and fell asleep so elmo got a big bird to come over, and a big bird started flocking Jason derulo. Jason derulo sung, "LET ME TAKE DANCING SO I CAN SEE YOU WIGGLE WIGGLE." Everyone knows Big Bird had a jucy pp because they all follow his only fans. Klaus started to eat nemo. And because Stephan is vergetian, he ate a big bird. Elmo cried "NOOO HE WAS PREGGO." JASON DERULO SHOUTED "NO" Jason left. Stephan started to pee. Klaus was snoring. Simba rocked up and started flocking elighas ded body. Then Katy Perry showed up and shot them all whilst singing ding dong ding ding ding ding ding.
The end