It was a normal day in the facility, all the SCP's were in containment and all the d-classes were cooperating. Sirens began to blast across the facility as guards ran back and forth looking for him, SCP-106, better known as the old man, was a black gooey homicidal humanoid man with a biker jacket and the ability to phase through solids and loves the sounds of screams, however we all call him "Radical Larry". Larry was no normal entity, he was smarter, stronger, and way more dangerous than all the others which is why it is weird when we hear SCP-096's screams and Larry next to him and as we watch in amazement and horror as SCP-096, known as the Shy Guy, a tall slim pasty white humanoid known for destroying anyone who saw his face, was attempting to destroy Larry as He, no, It, just stands there smiling. We all know what would happen if we try to stop them so we don't try and of course we all make sure to only look at Larry and not Shy guy so none of us would accidently be 6 feet deep. After most of the guards left and some d-classes were thrown in but they are in a better place now, Shy guy calmed down as Larry said with a condescending sinister tone "aww, done already?" And laughed.
As Shy Guy took a deep breath and says in a distorted voice "w-why can't I t-touch you" and Larry replies with just laughter and the phrase "well buddy, it's simple, I can't let ya touch me with all these people watching <3" as he burst out laughing and Shy guy's pasty white face turns bright red and screams with such a pitch I don't know how the tempered glass didn't shatter, and he slams his fist down on Larry as he smirking replies "still can't touch me" and immediately Shy Guy slings himself backward into his corner and screams "GO AWAY!" As he crouches down and covers his face. But then, Larry touches his shoulder, and Shy Guy slings his arm back saying in a volume barely more than a whisper "y-you touched me" as Larry smirks, then pushes himself up and replies with a quick but sincere "well can't let ya live in solitude forever buddy" and Shy Guy shedded a single tear and wiped it immediately and screamed "W-WELL I DON'T NEED YOUR COMPANY" as he slams his hand towards Larry launching him towards the hard wall, but Larry slips through the wall and as quick as he came, he was gone.
