Jack of all Trades, Master of None (Kakegurui Fanfiction)

Chapter 38: My Mommy Is Not Nice To Me!

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"And then, he called the cops on me!" Tamara told Sayaka who's not enjoying her storytelling. "Can you believe that?!"

The gamble between Kirari and Yumeko to know whose side is going to drive Tamara home got canceled after Sayaka got a phone call from the cab driver she had booked.

Apparently, Tamara is already inside the car that Sayaka had booked and is asking the cab driver if his cab can jump if she presses the horn and got unlimited nitro if he completed 100 fares. Tamara's friends are forced to book another cab without her and follow Kirari and Sayaka wherever they are going to take their friend.

It's been a while since the engine of the car starts running and Tamara won't shut up ever since. Kirari sat in the passenger's seat of the car, leaving her Secretary to deal with the drunk girl in the backseat all by herself.

"So I asked the cops, 'What's supposed to be the officer problem?' and then they said I was chasing that elf-skinned shithead of a man with a screwdriver!"

"Language!" the driver suddenly shouted which caught the attention of all his passengers. "...Please."

"Oh shit, I'm sorry!" Tamara apologized and put her hand on her mouth. "Now where was I? Right! The screwdriver!"

"The shithead called the cops on me because he said that I was chasing him with a screwdriver like a madwoman so I stood my ground," she continued.

"I said, You've got it all wrong, officers! He yelled 'Screw you!' to me so I left and bring him a screwdriver."

"And then he starts running away from me so I was like, Why are you running? Isn't this what you want? To screw you? I was just doing him a favor and all he did was run away from me and ugly cry in the process."

"Bad news for me, the cops believed him and tried to arrest me. So I exert my rights," she stated.

"I said, You can't arrest me, officers. My father died for this country! I am a citizen of the United States of America! I had my rights and I had the freedom to do what I want! I ain't a communist!"

"But somehow, the cops won't believe me so to prove myself to them, I sang the national anthem of the United States of America!" she added. "The Star-Spangled Banner!"

"Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light~" Tamara sang wholeheartedly with her right hand on her chest. "What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?"

"Whose broad stripes and bright stars-"

"Okay, we get it. Can you please shut up now?" Sayaka asked. Her face says it all that she had finally lost her patience for the drunk girl that is sitting next to her.

"B-But..." Tamara pouted.

"Just shut up already!" she shouted. The purple-haired Secretary is fuming and now has the veins in her head popping out from anger.

"Why do you have to be so mean?" Tamara asked her as tears starts to form in the corner of her eyes.

"I had a difficult childhood!" she argued. "My Mommy is not nice to me!" she shouted. She hugs her knees tightly and starts to cry like a child.

Sayaka crosses her arms and sighs. "Can I taser her, Kaichou?"

"Patience, Sayaka," says Kirari, who seems to be enjoying herself. "She is not in her right mind as of this moment. As someone who values logic above anything else, I expect you to understand that easily."

Sayaka lowered her head out of humiliation. Now that she's thinking about it, the President was right. "Y-Yes, Kaichou."

"Wait a minute..." Tamara stops crying and raises her head. "Taser? Sayaka? Kaichou?"