BakuDeku One-shots

Mafia AU

Hello! I hope all is well. I know it's been a while. This year has been crazy and rough. I've been feeling like I'm drowning some days so I'm working through that but what better way then to write!
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Johnny stood in the elevator going up. He was sent to meet the head of the Deku Mafia. His boss had told him that the head honcho would be hard to miss because he looks as though he could kill you with a just a look. As the elevator came to a stop Johnny took a deep calming breath before running his hand through his hair. The doors open and he put a winning smile on before stepping out and being greeted by a short male with tousled forest green hair. He big green doe eyes seemed to be glazed over as he smiled softly. Johnny snorted.

"Get me a coffee" he demanded, dismissing the short male. A taller blond male came in and greeted the green haired male as he poured coffee.

"Good Afternoon Sir, I've come to discuss  business plans  with you" Johnny watched as the blond stared at him. He continued to talk "My boss wanted to talk about paying you to transport his goods and protect it from thieves so it doesn't get stolen. He is a very wealthy man" Johnny almost stumbled over his words when the shorter green hair male handed him coffee "what are you doing? I don't want that" He pushed the coffee away, to which the blond narrowed his eyes before taking it.

"As I was saying, my boss is very wealthy and is more then willing to pay whatever price you name" Johnny almost let out an audible sigh as the green haired man took the blonds attention  again before the blond turned and left.

"Well I would ask what the cargo is but truthfully I don't care anymore. I don't like your attitude" the shorter green haired male said

"And who is asking you, servant? No one so shut your mouth or ill bury you in my backyard" Johnny angrily said looking down at the contract he held in his hands, upset the blond didn't give him an answer. There was a growl and  Johnny looked back to the door. The blond had re-entered and, from the look on his face, heard what was said to the servant.

"Well you are asking me. You came to my establishment, bossed me around, called me a servant and gave me attitude. I hope you know I've killed men for less" The forest green haired man had a sharp look in his eyes now.

'OH shit he must be Deku...which means the blond must be kacchan, Dekus right hand and muscle.' Johnny audible gulped as Deku smirked and turned to Kacchan.

"I believe our guest would like to stay awhile. Kacchan take him to his room. Make he REAL comfortable" Deku giggled maniacally

The last thing Johnny saw was Kacchans smirking face before his fist connected.
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"God you are so sexy when you punch people out" Deku kissed Kacchan.

"Only for you baby" Kacchan kissed back before dragging the man out of the room to the torture room in the basement.

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I know it sucks...I'm sorry. I got this idea from fanfic I read a while back. I can't remember the name of it but this man mistakes katsuki as the head of the mafia, tells him the plans while deku sits in katsukis lap and then insults deku thinking he is a prostitute when he is the actual head of the mafia, when katsuki isn't there. If you know what the fic is called let me know. I loovee that one. Thanks and hope you enjoy this little update