You were in the waiting area with M&M, Loona and Death as Blitz spoke with the new client. Moxie was trying to shoot the photo of a family you were holding, but kept shaking. "Moxxie, stop shaking. You're gonna shoot one of our Hellhounds." Millie spoke.
"Wow, I feel so loved." You said with sarcasm. "Just take a deep breath and let it out."
"But, it's a family! Under what circumstances do we need to kill a human family?" You and Death looked at each other with confusion then back at Moxxie. "Killing an innocent family bloodline?" You then looked at the photo.
"Hey, you don't know if this family is innocent. This kid probably sets dogs on fire. Maybe this girl goes off bullying Australian kids online. And the dad, he definitely watches." You told the male imp.
"Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties, that's why most of them end up here. Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox," Millie said. "Killing who we are paid to is our business" you explained.
"Shoot the target." Death suddenly spoke. "Huh, it does talk." You chuckled lightly, "Guess, I want you to meet-" Mox accidently pulled the trigger and the arrow flew around the room before Blitzo caught it.
"Our newest client." Blitzo continued as the fish tank fell over. "Damn it, Moxxie, Y/n just bought those eels!" He yelled.
-outside-
"Somebody please tell me that that fancy book is still in tacked." Blitzo yelled. "You mean the only way to the human world? Yea, Loona has it." you said to Blitzo. "And that's why you two are my favourite."
Death walked up behind you and looked at the book, "You two get a treat now!" Blitzo pulled out a doggy treat. "Ew..stop." Blitzo then at the treat. "YOU'RE SO GROSS!" you exclaimed as you opened the portal.
"Let's go lick some ass!" M&M jumped through the portal and Loona went back inside. "The saying is 'Kick some ass." Death corrected Blitzo as he went into the portal wiht you. "Mine's better."
As you got out the portal you turned into your human form. "You can turn human?" Blitzo asked. "You never noticed?" you smacked him on the head. "What about you, newbie? You have a human disguise."
Death nodded as he turned into his human form.
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"Damn.." you blushed as Millie started clapping. "Real nice!" she exclaimed, "If I had a dick, I'd be stroking." you whispered to Blitzo, "Yea, okay, now let's lick some ass." you rolled your eyes and made your way to the top of the hill to the house.
"That's the bitch? This is just too easy." Blitzo looked though the window of the house. "You want this one, Mox?" you asked the male imp. "Me?" Moxxie questioned. "No, the grimm reaper. Yes you!"
Death quickly looked away because...he's basically a furry grimm reaper. "Why can't the new guy kill them?" you scoffed, "We're not killing the family, just the mother.. We're ruining a family."
Moxxie kept silent as you took the gun, "Snooze ya loose, Mox." you aimed for the bitches head. Just as you were about to shoot, Moxxie hit the gun, making you miss. You all quickly ducked before you could get spotted.
"What the FUCK was that, Moxxie?!" you yelled at the hyperventerlating demon. "I'm sorry! I panicked." Mox quickly apologized. "Bet you 50 bucks he doesn't make it out alive." Blitzo whispered to Death, "Bet."
As you kept yelling at Moxxie, a bullet was shot through the wood of the house and hit you leg , "Shit, a new hole!" you yelled, "Scatter!" Blitzo ran away with Millie. Death quickly picked you up and ran.
He didn't exactly know why he was running, I mean....he literally Death. He layed you down on te ground against a tree as you held your wound. "You okay?" He asked, "I'll be fine, hurts like a bitch but it'll heal up real quick."
"I know you're hurtin little devil~" Martha's voice was heard. "I promise I cam make that pain go away!" luckily she walked passed you two, but your phone went off. "What do you want, Stolas?" you whispered/ yelled into the phone.
"Where is Blitzy? I need to speak with him." you groaned, "Who's Stolas?" Death asked. "Y/n, did you finally get a boyfriend? It's about time you started mating." your eyes widened. You hung up, cracked the phone in half and threw it to the side.
"There you are!" Martha shot at you but missed. You and Death ran in opposite directions and as you were running, everything went dark.
You woke and realized you were tied up to a pole and gasoline was being poured on you, Blitzo and Millie. "Satan, we return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of hell!" Martha exclaimed as she threw a fire tourch on you.
You, Millie and Blitzo lit on fire as Martha laughed, "Hey lady, not sure if you've noticed but fire doesn't hurt us. I can act if that'll get your dick hard." you chuckled. "Oh...shit. Well..I'll just suoot you in that smart-ass mouth!"
"That would be more effective."
"Y/n!" Millie yelled. "You guys hear that?" you looked around as your ears twitced, "Oh...I'm a hellhound again."
You all heard a wistle as Death appeared behind Martha. Long story short, she's dead, her family is dead and you are starting to like Death.
