Random things I've heard at school

Part 1

1. "Cuz my eyelashes are tired"

2. In history, "Is that real?" "Yes, we're in history, why would they show us something that isn't real!"

3. "I'm stupid, sorry!"

4. "Watch as there's a whole conversation on the moon, with moon aliens."

5. Gets moved in class, "Me? I've done like no talking. You made the crippled one move." (Arm in sling)

6. "Joseph you got a bikini? I wanna see it."

7. "Oh my goodness gracious, great balls of fire."
8. "Oat milk?" Whole milk." "Oat milk?" Whole milk!" One percent?" "NO, WHOLE MILK."

9. Talking about a dream, "And Marge Simpson, was like a stripper, and it was so scary!"

10. "She lost her virginity at the age of 69, bro!"

11. "My eyelid is fat! Look, my eyelid is fat!"

12. Teacher: "What evidence is there that it didn't happen?" Student: "The fact that there is no evidence."

13. "PBS KIDS!!!"

14. Randomly in Spanish "NOW THEY NEED MY EMAIL?!"

15. "Yo, evil chupacabra"

16. "Ow my eye."

17. "Costco is the dough tastes good though."

18. "I hear people whispering" "why"

19. "That should be a book."

20. "All hail Plankton."

21. "You wanna cook someone?"

22. "Holy chicken roll that scared me."

23. "Biblinky speaking."

24. "Unless my mom changed my name."

25. "How do I look like a Miguel."