Complicated

Chapter 0

Eli was bored out of his mind. All of the class was still reading that 100 page book he finished 3 days ago, he finished his review, and he couldn't work on the one important thing because his Texas History teacher was being an ass. Eli glanced at the clock. Just five minutes left. He let out a big breath. "God, this is boring..." He mumbled. At a moment like this, Eli would read a book. But, this was the one day he decided he wasn't going to bring one. That was because he had to ride his bike to school and it was pouring outside, so he thought it would be better if he didn't have to carry as much in his backpack.

So, he started to doodle. The drawings were horrible. "I'll never be as good as Carson..." He thought. Carson was phenomenal drawer. He was drawing Eli, him, and their other friend Matthew gender bent. There names in the other universe were Elaina, Meredith, and Carly. It was amazing. But, Carson also had an obsession with anime which sometimes got Eli's nerves, but he still loved him anyway.

The bell rang. "Thank god!" Eli said louder than he really thought it was going to be. He said bye to the teacher and said have a nice day just like he always does. "I'm too nice," He said to himself, "It's weird..." Eli walked into the his next class, science. He had a quiz today on the Apollo missions and some life on Earth stuff. He had been absent on Monday and Tuesday so he really knew nothing. He sat down at his desk next to Rose.

"Where were you?" She said coldly, "I had to do our presentation alone!" Eli rolled his eyes. "I was sick, idiot..." Rose and Eli had never gotten along. Sometimes they have a good laugh, but most of the time she got on his nerves. "Can I borrow your notes?" Eli asked, "I was gone, remember?" Rose glared at him, "I'll see if I can find them." Eli laughed nervously, "I am going to fail this quiz," He thought. "What's taking so long with the notes?" "I'm still looking..." Rose said searching her folders.

Eli walked over to Matt's desk, "Do you have the mission notes?" Matt looked up, "Sorry, I was gone too." "I hate you," Eli said. Matt laughed, "Sure you do..." "Lance!" Eli said walking to the table in front of Matt's, "Can I, uh, borrow your notes?" "No, Lily has them." Lance said not looking up from his exam review which he was drawing on. Eli sighed and stalked back to his desk, "Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose..." "What do you want doofus?" "You have those notes?" "Nope," She said, "I was absent too." "Oh, my god!" Eli said exasperated, "What does it take to get notes around here!" "All you need to know is Apollo 7, 8, and 11. And that one Allie Shepard person..." Rose said calmly. "I literally know nothing about any of those," Eli said panicking. "Well," Rose looked at Eli and smirked, "You're screwed."

"Quiz Time!" Mr. McMullen said, "Get out a pencil and start!" Eli started to panic. "7 was the first manned Apollo mission," Eli turned around. Rose was telling him the answers, "8 the first manned orbit around the moon. 11 was the first man on the moon." Eli started at her stunned. "You owe me a quiz grade." Rose said. And the quiz started.

The bell rang, "Thank god," Eli said. He was starving after not eating anything all morning. He thought about running and stealing Matthew's seat, but he decided it wasn't worth it. Eli hated being in the hallways, especially during passing period. Being only 4'11, he always got shoved around by unsuspecting tall people. And being shoved around by unsuspecting regular people.

"Hey!" Matthew yelled waving to him wildly. Carson rolled his eyes and smiled. Eli and Matthew just started to sit with Carson a couple months ago after getting fed up with Willow Jackass who kept on stealing everyone's seats. "Guess what day it is?" Matthew said. "What," Carson said while roleplaying on his ipad. "ENCHILADA DAAAAAAYYYY!!!" Eli yells enthusiastically. "YES!" Matthew says, high-fiving Eli. "You are the loudest little shits on the planet." "Yes we are," Matthew said, "Let's go get some lunch. Lunch. LUNCH. LUNCH!" "YAY! BEEF ENCHILADAS!" Carson had a disgusted look on his face, "Meat is revolting." Eli frowned at him, "Stupid vegetarian."

"Guys," Kyle said, "Sign my yearbook." "Fine," Carson said getting out a pen. "You're suppose to put H.A.G.S. on it." "No you aren't," Eli said, "You are supposed to put H.A.C.K.on it." "What does that stand for?" Eli grinned, "Have A Cocky Khristmas." Matthew spit out his drink. Carson practically fell on the floor laughing. "I HAVE ACHIEVED THE GREATNESS OF COCKS!" "Oh... my god." Matthew said laughing hysterically, "Cocks." "I am going to die laughing at this rate." Carson said smiling from ear to ear.