Suite life on deck x y/n

Sparky

"YOU GUYS I JUST HEARD THE MOST AMAZING NEWS! AND YOU'LL NEVER EVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEVER EVER EVER! GUESS WHAT!" an estatic Bailey came to Cody, Zack, and me at the smoothie bar. 

"The Sweedish bikini team is on board and the and lotion boy missed the boat!" Zack guessed, as I gave him a look. Realizing his mistake, he then said "I mean... THERES AN ICEBERG HEADED OUR WAY!" "Nice save" I told him. 

"Why do you always guess that?" Bailey said, referencing the first comment. 

"Because he thinks if he keep saying it, one day it'll finally happen." Cody said, as I gave him a little slap on his side.  

"OWWW you know I have sensitive shoulder blades!"

"Anyways, judging your level of excitement... [enter nerdy science stuff here that I couldn't catch a word of, and something about a rhodowinkle]." Cody guessed. 

"No..."

"YES! THEN THE RACE IS STILL ON!" Cody exclaimed. 

"You guys are terrible at guessing.... JORDIN SPARKS IS ON THE BOAT!!" Bailey fangirled 

"NO WAY!" Both Zack and Cody gasped. 

"I love her, I voted for her like 100 times on Idol." Cody said, as Marcus walked up. "Marcus, Jordin Sparks is on the boat can you PLEASE get me an autograph?" Bailey excitedly asked Marcus. 

"Sparky?" He said with a big grin.

"YES!"

"No!" He said keeping that grin. 

"What about you Y/N? PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE" Bailey pleaded me. So I took the same route as Marcus.

"Sparkler?"

"YES!"

"No!"

"Come on, why not?" Bailey said pouting. 

"Because last time I saw her I was with Fergie and Flo Rida. Now I'm here with... you guys." Marcus said. "And I'm just the writer. Barely anybody pays attention to writers unless they wrote numerous hits for numerous famous artists. She probably doesn't even know who I am." I added.

Then the queen herself walked onto the sky deck. (cue the disney applause) "Oh Ms Sparks, I'm so delighted to have you agree to be on the cruise and perform a few concerts for us." Mr Moseby said, giving her a tour. "Well how could I say no after the flowers, the muffin basket, and the toy replica of the SS Tipton which is SOO awesome in the bathtub by the way!" She replied. "Ah yes! That tiny boat is always a deal closer!" 

"Plus, It'll give me a chance to try out some new material for my new album." Jordin said. Wait. I have tons of ideas... This might just be my shot!

"And what better place to be creative then on a peaceful crui-" All of us clammored around Jordin. Except Marcus, who ran away when he first saw her. "And he's embarrased by US" Zack pointed out. 

Mr Moseby honked an airhorn and made us all shut up. "Leave Ms Sparks alone, or I will cut you up, and throw you off the sewage flap." Mr Moseby said in a menacing tone, eunciating that last P. 

"And I thought Simon Cowell was mean." Jordin wispered to us. 

✨Time Skip✨

I was in my cabin, pretendng to study but actually playing better life, when London came running in with a 12 year old girl, just as energized as she was. 

"OMG!!! ITS YOUR CABIN! IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE ONE ON YOUR SHOWWWWWWWWWW" She squealed, while London nodded with a smile.  "AND THEY'RE'S YOUR GOOFY SIDEKICK BAILEYYYYY" she screeched, running over to Bailey and taking a selfie with her against her will.