Don't Read This Pls

MHA x Lobcorp AU

Nezu🍵: Class 1A, you will go to a field trip tomorrow, so prepare your notebooks, pens and other needed objects

1A: A field trip?! Yay! (Writer's note: I am very bad at this, OMOS-)

*Skip to the next day when they reach their destination*

Manager✖️: Ah, UA students, welcome to my wonderful corporation!

1A: Hello Mr. X!

*They go in the corporation*

Kaede🧰: Manager-sama! Perfect timing! Red and Wolf are both out right now!

Manager✖️: Anyone else?

Kaede🧰: Apocalypse in Tiphereth-sama's section but Destiny's gonna deal with them, so-

Manager✖️: Ok, try to stop Red and Wolf from crossing paths, we don't have the budget to fix any collateral damage they could do trying to kill each other

Kaede🧰: Yes, sir! *Goes to suppress them*

Manager✖️: Kids, follow me! *leads them to Tiphereth's section as 1A follows*

*When they reach Tiphereth's section*

Destiny✝️, suppressing Apocalypse: Alright boys, split

*Apocalypse unfuses*

Destiny✝️: Got anything to say?

Judgement🦯: ... Sorry, Lady Destiny

Destiny✝️: Just as I thought; now, back to your containments!

*The birds do as told*

Destiny✝️: Those birds, I swear-

Manager✖️: Destiny!

Destiny✝️: Manager!

Manager✖️: Doing a good job as always, I see

Destiny✝️: Yup!

Manager✖️: Anyway, can you give these kids a tour of the place for me? I can't stay long

Destiny✝️: Yes, sir!

Manager✖️: I'll get going now *leaves*

Destiny✝️: Hello, class 1A of UA, I'm Destiny Iscariot, the corporation's best and only therapist and one of the best agents!

1A: Hi!

Deku🥦: I have some questions!

Destiny✝️: Ask away!

Deku🥦: First off, why did that gigantic bird we saw split into three individual birds?

Destiny✝️: Ah well, you see, Apocalypse bird, the giant one you saw, is a fusion of Punishing bird, the little one, Big bird, the one with many eyes, and Judgement bird, the tall one with the unjust scales!

Deku🥦: I see, how did you tame it?

Destiny✝️: What?

Deku🥦: Why did it listen to you? Sorry if that sounded rude-

Destiny✝️: Because they won't 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘦 disappoint me, besides, they're just forest critters looking for something to protect! Also Apocalypse's pronouns are they/them; not because they're non binary but because they're literally three beings merged into one

Deku🥦: Oh- Well, next up, What's your quirk?

Destiny✝️: Oh, I don't have one, the place thinks it's too risky to hire people with quirks due to the corporation's budget being barely enough to fix any damage done to the place