𝐈𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄? (wendip)

CH.1:We're back!

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Dipper

I wake up from a deep sleep to the sound of Mabel screaming in joy.
"Σκάσε, Μέιμπελ!('Shut up Mabel!')"
I yell. "What does that mean!?" She yells back laughing. God, she has so much energy and it's only 8:00AM.
..Right?
I look at my clock.

It's 12:00AM!?
Did I oversleep!?
Goddamnit!
"Mabel shut up, what are you yelling about anyway?" I groan. "WE'RE GOING TO GRAVITY FALLS!!"
"Oh right, I forgot. Wait.. OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!!" I scream. We start rushing and grab our stuff. I grab my glasses and we rush out of the house and into the bus that's waiting outside for us.

After a few hours, we're finally there. I push onto Mabel, who's been sleeping on my shoulder for half the ride, and we get out of the bus. We walk up to the Mystery Shack.
It's still like how it used to be. And the 'S' is still fallen-..

I knock on the door.
Nobody answers. I ring the doorbell.
Still, no answer.

..So I decide to piss someone off and continue pressing on the doorbell.

Nobody came? Not even an annoyed Grunkle Stan?
Wow.
So, I head inside with Mabel, who's still kinda tired.
Damn, it's dark in here.
"Γιατί είναι τόσο σκοτεινό; (why's it so dark?)" I mutter to myself.

I feel a switch, and flick it. Yay the lights  up on!X
"Wait. There was a light switch right there, and I never knew since I was 12!?" Mabel asks.
"I thought you did." I say.

Suddenly, we hear a chorus of people scream,"SURPRISE!!" And holy smokes, that surprised me.
It's all of our friends and family! (Who surprised the sh-t out of me)

I stand there frozen, while Mabel runs up to all of them and hugs them. I then see a specific redhead walk up to me.

Is that Wendy? Wow.

"Hey, dude." She says, smiling.
"Uh, hello. Wendy." I smile back.
"You remembered me!" She hugs me.
"Well, yea, you're my friend." I hug back.

"Did we scare you?"
"Actually, yeah, you scared the hell out of me."
She laughs after I say that.

I let go of the hug and so does she.

"Πώς είναι η ζωή σου;(how's your life?)" I ask, forgetting that she speaks English.
"..What?"
I look at her, puzzled.
"Oh! Sorry! That was Greek. I meant to say how's your life."
"Oh, cool dude! My life's been going good. I've mostly been breaking up with a LOT of boys, haha."
"You still haven't stopped doing that? Dude, what is wrong with those boys--"
"They kept cheating."
"Oh. Yeah what did I expect."
"Ha. Yeah, boys are the worst."
"Excuse me?" I say, crossing my arms.
"Oh! Other than you, of course."
"And?"
"..OH yeah, Soos!"
"You do realize there's still a lot of boys who are kind, right?- you're just going for the wrong ones." I say.
"Oh yeah-"

My palm slaps my forehead. "Anywho, how has YOUR life been?"
"I got cheated on by some guy and then cheated on by some girl." I reply.

"Aw I'm sorry- wait did you say guy and girl? Are you bi? Pan?" Wendy asks me.
"Bi."
"Oh, cool."
Soon enough, my great uncles, or what we call our grunkles come up to me to hug me, and there's a lot of other people hugging me and greeting me or whatever.

Finally, after all that reunion shit, my sister and I put out our stuff in our rooms, which are now separate (because we've grown) and go to sleep.

We're finally back.