our amendment || harry styles x obama😍

back story
Harry and edward styles has always wanted to start a podcast where he interviewed people. He got the opportunity and took it.

Obama is president.
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currently now in this moment
harry walked into the white house sweaty necked at the thought of his first interview. Obama was waiting to see the man of his dreams, but he didnt know it yet. Harry had just chowed down some pizza hut before coming so he had to go potty. when he ran to the bathroom he got caught by obama. Theyre eyes suddenly locked and they felt sparks fly between them, they were to nervous to say anything and harry quickly ran to the bathroom to take a massive big poopy. before harry could even place his butt cheeks in the toilet seat Obama bursted in the stall and they started hissingly making out. It was all just the heat of the moment. Harry suddenly relised why he was there and said "MR OBAMA? I CAME TO INTERVIEW YOU, FOR MY PODCOST 'hairy balls'AND Y-Y-Y-YOU HAVE A SENPAI"

obama also realized this so he ran out of the bathroom sobbing with dookie on the back of his pants. how could he do this? this is not president behavior. He then saw his wife walk in.

He panicked.

He was sweating.

His wife walked up to him and said "Hi Hu-.... YOU HAVE CACA STAINS ON YOUR PANTIES!" his wife knew this only happened when alpha males cheat on their wifes with other alpha males sk she got jelly. she then ran out and kissed abby lee miller on the buttwhole and had explosive diarrhea.

Next chapter coming soon!