Morning rose, and the sun blared through Andrews silk multi-million designer Bugatti curtains. He stretched and yawed deeply, pushing his dark gray Balenciaga comforter made from gold and orphans tears off his smooth muscular frame. He glanced over emotionlessly at his FEMALE partner. Deep down, he never really loved her, she was just a FEMALE that did his dishes and made him sandwiches. He looked at his designer rolex watch. It was 6:00am. He went downstairs to make his protein shake. He grabbed a jar with aborted fetuses, protein powder, and raw cows milk. He plugged in his blender, and made his drink.
WRrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! The blender moaned loudly."Babyyy! Whatcha doing?" his girlfriend walked towards him. She had long, blonde hair, and piercing blue orbs(eyes, not boobs). She was 4'7, and had a petite body. She was the American mans dream! So... why didnt he feel anything when she held his hand with her 9in long sparkly pink nails and kiss his cheek with her lipgloss that was secretly just discharge?
"I'm making my morning protein shake," he answered coldy. "Go and make me a breakfast sandwich, in starving."
"Yes, babykins!" she responded lovingly.
He stared at her, his face stolid. "Call me sir."
"Of course, sir!" she kissed his cheek.
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Later that day, at around 4:20pm, he went to the gym to make sure that he was able to keep his masculine manly build. With every thrust of the 6,000lb weight, his veiny muscles bulged and glistened in the light even though they were indoors. "Na Na Na" by MCR was blasting in his headphones, and he was starting to space out... when suddenly something caught his eyes.From the corner of his left eye he could just about make out 2 magnificent, round, voluptuous, bumps. What... were those? He slowly glanced over and.... it was another mans ASS!! This couldnt be!! He was looking at another male in an inappropriate way! But... why did he feel this way? He could feel his face heating up, and suddenly felt his tail start to appear. No! Not here! Not right now!! Who was this man who was making Andrew feel such alpha feelings?
Bens pov
He was doing squats in the gym, while holding 700lb weights in his hands. While he was doing squats, he could feel his fox ears starting to appear.
Shit, he thought. Not here! I have to go to the forest! He dropped the weights, and ran put of the gym. He could've sworn there was another man running behind him, but he was too focused in escaping. The second he made it to the woods, he fully transformed. He was a red fox, with beautiful hazel eyes. He had a black and pink emo fringe that covered one of his eyes. To be safe, he looked around to see if anyone from the gym followed. Nobody was there, except an alpha grey wolf who had a snake tattoo on his muscular chest.
"W-who are y-y-you!??!" Ben, or, now Azaroth (his fox realm name,) stuttered, taken back by the sight of Shadow's large, tight chest and massive abs.
"Im Shadow... youre like me?"
Azaroth blushed, attempting to hide his face with his tail. "I-I guess so..."
"Hm.." Shadow turned away, blushing on the inside, but couldnt let another man see him blushing like a wimp... or possibly even a homosexual.
"I-im gonna go..." Azaroth mumbled, scratching his neck like a submissive and breedable- nevermind.
He ran away into the darkness of the forest, his ass recoiling behind him as he ran. This feeling... what was it? Shadow couldnt place his fingers on it, but he did not like it. He liked dishwashers- I mean- women!
A/N: wowzers! 625 words!!!!!
(if u couldnt tell, this is satire)
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Ben shapiro x andrew tate
Romance2 lovers from different dimensions, ones a fox, ones a wolf. Their human world names are Ben Shapiro, the fox, and Andrew Tate, the wolf, but in this world theyre Shadow and Azaroth. Will they be able to find love and embrace who they truely are, ev...