My Beautiful Fic

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City I hope a dog fucking shit all over you and you can never get that shit out,I hope that shit stays with you forever,I hope when your walking a dog or your dog the dog pulls you and drags you over an old lady,the old lady gets mad at you for running her over,you run away,but the old lady has video evidence of you running her over,she takes the video evidence to the police,the lady doesn't know your name tho,so they go out looking for you,yes you city.they find you,ask you questions about the lady AND the video,they arreste you,yes city you get arrested,they take you to court,the old lady wins the case because she has evidence of you running her over and you have NOTHING to prove you not guilty,so you go to jail,you get your jail room and then you see the food GOD DOES CITY HATE THE FOOD,it looks like the dog shit you used to have to deal with all the time,but worst of all is your roommate,your roommate is a big mama pickle...she askes you what your in for so you say your in jail because you ran over a old lady with a dog,big mama pickle then says she's sorry,then you guys fall in love but then,big mama pickle kills you.