It was a hot day in summer ( just like shrek)
y/n was at the beach sunbathing.After a while she decided to have a little swim in the ocean, she went in with the most smegsi swimsuit. y/n was having a good time but then she decided to go deeper where her smegsi toes couldn't reach. (the toes that Obama sucks at 3 am while tikiling ur booty) Out of nowhere y/n starts to drown but a green figure starts running towards y/n she's happy that someone is going to save her but she notices that it's the most famous ,smegsi,bald shrek is swimming towards her to save her, (shrek was a great swimer and also a lifeguard) shrek holds her while geting y/n out of the water ,y/n couldn't breathe she was shocked that the shrek was saving her .shrek sead to y/n:
-well babagrill you have to be carefull to how deep you go -shrek sead
-oooh sorry sir ,I'm very sorry for taking your time y/n was embarrassed
-no need to apologize and also I'm happy that I got hands on a smegsii babagrill 😏-he sead with a smirk
oooh then if that's the case I'd love I'd we could meet sometimes
-alright then here's my number call me when your free I'm always ready to cancel plans for smegsi women 😏sead shrek while slaping her butcheeks
-😫😩omg shrek I want you to do that all night
-ok then I'm coming over tonight
-weit shrek I never told you my address ?🤨🤔
-haha that's funny but I know everyone's ip address and there addresses so no need to freak out
-ok then see you tonight btw I'm alone tonight
-yess that's what I like babagill wear somthing smegsi tonight sead shrek
-alright I'll see you tonight 😉
-I'll see you babagrill 😉😉
