The Life of a Fangirl

Things that annoy fangirls

In this chapter I will try to annoy you as much as possible . . .be brave . . .

"Why do you like reading so much? Go outside or something."

"It's just a book. Those characters aren't real. Life goes on."

"I don't really want to read the book, I just want to watch the movie."

"The movie was better than the book."

"Why read the book when you can watch the movie?" (Why breathe if you're gonna die anyway?)

"What's that girl's name in Divergent? The one with the blonde hair and the weird tattoos?"

"What's that girl's name in The Hunger Games? The one with the side braid and the bow and arrows?"

I'm sorry, it killed me to write those ones. I hope you're all thoroughly pissed off now. I know I am.