Whatever I want to write about Cookie Run Kingdom

Chapter 1

Probably should put trigger warning(?)
Blood+murder, not very well described

Ok so one day Custard iii, the main character, best cookie in kingdom and the literal king, was walking down the road when he saw the thing.

"Woah! What's that" asked Custard iii

"A thing." said Poison Mushroom cookie who happened to be walking next to Custard iii.

"Yea, I knew that." Custard iii replied with annoyance. "But what exactly is it?"

By now Poison Mushroom Cookie was red with steam gushing out of their cookie ears that totally exist. How dare Custard iii question them! They then decided to brutally kill Custard iii in the heat of the moment.

When Poison Mushroom finally gained control of themself again, they realized what they had done was wrong. BUT they were not dramatic about it because I don't know they're a cookie of darkness and probably seen some sick shit before so this isn't really unusual to them.

(Not like I can't write anything dramatic or with emotion.)

Poison Mushroom then continued to walk around the kingdom with blood on their clothes, leaving the king's corpse on the ground in the middle of a public park where everyone can see.

Red Velvet finds the corpses while walking his dogs but he didn't care. I  guess because he's also a cookie of darkness. I assume they kind of have corpses laying around in their headquarter or wherever they go to meet up.

Pastry Cookie, the local cult woman or whatever you call it, was the second one to discover the corpse. She was going on about her day like normal and stalking Red Velvet, waiting for the perfect chance to assassinate him, in a public park and in broad daylight (like she always does every single day). At first, like her target, she did care. Then it struck her that she should probably report it if she wanted to keep her place in the cult.

But she didn't like that cult anyways so she didn't do anything either.

Finally, after two hours and forty seven minutes, Cocoa Cookie found him while she was going to the hot cocoa shop for a more cocoa. When Cocoa spotted him she let out the loudest, shrillest, highest pitch scream anybody has ever heard. 

Mint Choco heard her scream from 14.3 miles away and proceeded to run to her side at the speed of light. He was in the middle of a concert but oh well, Toothpaste cookie and his metal band can take over for now. He's sure his fans won't mind!

"Cocoa! What happened!" Mint Choco asked as he arrived to the scene

"What is that!" Cocoa screamed, I guess she wasn't surprised to see Mint Choco arrive so quick probably because they're together so Mint Choco has done it like 1,256 times.

Mint Choco saw the dead boy and pulled out his cookie cell phone to call the police cookie. He luckily is more normal and did what majority would do when finding a dead body.

Oh and also Cocoa was crying for the dramatic effects.

"Don't worry Cocoa, I'm sure the police can get to the bottom of this and deliver justice!"

"Who even is the police? What will they do? The boy is already dead!" Cocoa sobbed

That made Mint Choco realize something: there is no police cookie. All his life his family and teachers told him "if you see something bad, tell the authorities!" But who were the authorities? There is no one.

Then he remembered Almond is a detective and that was almost the same thing as a police, so he called him instead.

"Detective Almond! Please come to the park, there's a dead boy here!"

Because Almond was not Mint Choco, it took him a whooping 2 hours to get to the park. In those 2 hours Cocoa and Mint Choco did not move at all and stayed at the same spot because what else is there to do. When Almond finally arrived with his detective team, he started asking stupid questions like:

"What blood type does the boy have?"

"What color are his eyes?"

"What is his aunt's name?"

"Does he play toca boca?"

"What grade did he get on the first test he took in second grade?"

After some long minutes of questioning, Detective Almond finally made an official statement.

"This boy is dead"

That was useless thought, Mint Choco. This guys probably not even a real detective!

"Aren't you going to investigate his death and find out who killed him?" asked Mint Choco

"He's not dead, he's a healer he can't die"

And then Custard iii realizes he can't die and pops back to life. Almond drives away with his team of detectives. Cocoa is no longer sad. And Mint Choco is very confused.

Oh and also Poison Mushroom did not get any punishment, not even a slap on the wrist, because there was no murder and no crime and everything was in Mint Choco's head because he got drugged by Toothpaste Cookie.