"Watch it, dweeb!" Shouted a brute, I mean Bill, that just so happened to be angry at Rob today.
It was the first day of school and Rob had been in the wrong place at the wrong time. The advice of his older brother was to "Ignore Bill, he's all bark and no bite." Now Rob didn't know why his brother would go through all that trouble to use the metaphor with him, mostly because his brother wasn't very good at them, but followed them because he was, after all, his brother. That advice eventually got him a wedgie.
"Thanks for adding insult to injury. " he snarked.
It's my job!
"Well you're not making mine any easier!" Rob shouted at me.
After that excursion, Rob adjusted his undergarments, and walked away.
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"Welcome to your first day of middle school!" Exclaimed the teacher. "And hopefully your last!" She muttered.
Hey, plot device!
"You weren't supposed to hear that!"
Anyway, Rob listened to the speech by the teacher and never once realized that... never mind.
"In conclusion, Have a great year!" She said.
"But if you take 9 students and kill-"
"Now to math!" She said nervously, pointing at the math teacher.
