Myers Briggs Through the Lense of an INTJ;)

ISTP Best Smart Remarks

1)
Random person: There is no "I" in teamwork
ISTP: And there is no "teamwork" in I :)
Random person: Don't be such a smart a$$!
ISTP: *cooly* I'd rather be a smarta$$ than a dumb one 😎
2)
Random person: You're-you're-you're....
ISTP: *sips coffee*
*ENTP and ENFP record for amusement*
Random person: You're a madman!
ISTP: Not mad, just angry 😏
3)
Random person: Well we're doing a test on a certain method to maximize growth spurts and it's called the Grow Taller Method.
ISFP: His grow taller method is to grow taller.
ESFP:*sarcastically* Wow! Really!?! Groundbreaking!
ISFP: How do you grow taller with a method?
ESFP: Well apparently you just grow taller on command.
ISFP: That's so f*cking stupid.
ISTP: That's the most intelligent thing you've said all day.
ESFP: That's insulting.
ISTP: Precisely.
INTP: Who are you, anyways?
ISTP: I'm you, but cooler.
4)
Random person: Why do I need to be bossed around?
ISTP: Even adults boss you around. When you grow up, you still have to obey like..... 1/4 of the laws put in place by your authority figures....
If they're lucky.....
5)
Random person: Kiss my a$$
ISTP: Bend over and kiss it yourself.
6)
Random person: You better f*ck off.
ISTP: Or what, big boy? *walks closer and grabs person by the hoodie*
I would leave right now while your a$$ and my steel-toed boots are still strangers.
7)
Person: What is wrong with you!?!
ISTP: You want that chronologically or alphabetically?