Pearl Steven x Gravity falls

Pink diamond?

THIS AU BELONGS TO ME AND BY AU I MEAN Pearl-Steven but Steven universe is not mine and neither is gravity falls
AND ITS MOSTLY EXPERIMENTAL BUT I LIKE IT

(Dipper POV)
"MABEL!" I was trying to catch Mabel out off the shack because she had put makeup on my face while I was sleeping "CMON DIP YOU LOOK AMAZING!"
That only game me more determination to get her but she tripped in something "HAHA!" I looked over to what she had tripped in which was a normal looking rock "Um dip?" She looked en front of her there was laying a huge pink Diamond "What is that real?" I asked and Mabel took it in her arms "I think it is!" She kept touching it but i felt something was odd "Let me call Grunkle Ford" so I did ever though I did heard some protests from Mabel I convenced her that he was the best one in this type of things so we brought it in and showed it to ford who put it in a cushion to avoid breaking it "What are we suppose to do with it?" I asked "I dunno" Mabel said shrugging but soon after Ford said "Probably Stanly will put it on sale or invent a new story about it" made sense but why was he so down? The ford I know would make studies left and right hmm?.

"Stanly! Look new money source" Stan came running at the word money "Whoa that sure is big I'm sure I can get big bucks for it" he clapped and rubbed his hands together before there was a... light? It was coming from the Diamond "Wha-" the light became more intense as the Gem started floating and our Grunkles protected us putting us behind them "What settings shall this Gem be at?"(I forgot what the voice said sorry) "huh?" "I LIKE PEARLS!" Mabel yelled "Pearl setting has been activated, Please Identify yourself" everything was silence "Ford Pines" Ford said with a shocked voice "Greetings Ford Pines please identify your preferred
Customization options" everything was silence again "I don't know?" He answered still really confused "Default settings have been selected please stand by for gem analysis" a ray appeared and scanned Ford "Changing analysis" the Blue ray turned from blue to green once more scanning him and flying away showing a diamond shape changing into a Pearl but the gem staying the same with the clam opening and letting out a... Teenager boy? He was dressed with pink clothes that simulated a shirt dress having an opening at his stomach where his belly button should be leaving the diamond now turned facing the top in his place and half poofy hair with a gentle and soft smile with red cheeks and pink eyes, wait what?

"This is so wrong" Stan said before the teenager looked around a little looking for something until he connected view with Grunkle Ford and came walking in a graceful manner towards him as he backed away but still getting catched with the boy grabbing his hands and putting them into his as he started singing/ taking "How do you know Ford Pines, Thank you for bringing me into the world, I am at your eternal service, Welcome to your new, Per-Steven" it glitched felt for a second before he turned and faced him with a smile before Ford took his hand form his "N-no um ah" he seem very shocked confused but mostly ashamed "Shoo we don't need you here" Stan started making movements with his hands but the boys eyes never left eye contact with Fords as he started backing away almost crashing into us and tripping before 'Steven' ran and catches him "Is there a problem Ford pines? Is my form not of a liking, I could change it if you'd be pleased with it" Ford seem like he was about to throw up
"Uh no NO uh DONT just stay like that" I looked more closely into 'Steven' and he seem to have pink slits in his eyes which surprised me but he started heading into Ford'd direction walking gracefully and it seem like his eyes would not even acknowledge we where there "Could I please know how could I please you Ford Pines?" Getting dangerously close to his face "AhAh Stanly help!" He seem redder then I've ever seen him before (Not a ship, highly illegal ship)
Stanly laughed a little at Fords redness "Ok magical kid umm we don't need you so, do you have a family?" Stan took 'Steven, and put him outside not before having to repeat it 3 times because he refused to stay in one place "Ford tell him to stay there, at least that's how I think it works?" Even he seem confused and I was booming with questions "Um 'Steven' wait outside for 5 minutes" Steven didn't change his smile "As you order Ford Pines" he stood outside and we finally got some time alone "Ok it seems like he thinks your like his owner?" Mabel said "Yeah that's, waif Ford did you notice that the machine said Pearl mode and he was about to say Pearl but glitched and said Steven, maybe just maybe we can get him to stop thinking your his master or whatever" I said mumbling that last part feeling weird for referring to him as master "AUGHH it feels so awkward" Ford took his hands sand out them on his face "I'll let the kid in" he stood up when to the door and opened it with Steven coking out of it immediately not acknowledging Stan "Are you feeling better Ford Pines?" He never broke eye contact "Yeah better" he was half lying.