DORK DIARIES

Embracing your inner dork

Being a true dork is something I know a lot about!if you want to be dorkalicious then here are three rules that you should always try and follow. 1)Always remember to have fun This is the number on my list because it's SO important! I have the MOST fun hanging out with zoey and Chloe,msking up the dances and being silly together. what do YOU do to have fun? Hang out with your BFFs? Read your fave books? Create music? Draw? Whatever it is,make sure you do it as often as you can? 2)Always respect and love your best pals!
Your BFFs are the ones who know your best,and it's important to make time for them and not create too much drama! I fight with zoey and Chloe sometimes,but we know we'll be there for each other when it counts.Give your BFFs a big hug the next time you see them and show them just how awesome they are!
3)Embrace your inner dork and be true to yourself!
Never be afraid to be who you are;the crazy,silly and weird things about your personality are what make YOU amazing! I'm like a total klutz and nearly always say the wrong thing,but that's just me. Don't try to Change yourself to fit in with everyone else,celebrate the things that make you different and be proud of who you are!
GET YOUR BOOGIE ON AND GET HAPPY DANCING
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!sometimes I'm SO super happy that I can't get a single word out of my huge,smiling mouth without giggling like total dork! And I get CRAZY energy when I'm in a good mood,like I just ate 50 bags of sweets!when this happens,there's only one way to let out my inner happy:my extra special totally secret snoopy happy dance! Feeling too excited for words? You don't need them! Follow these instructions and you too can look like a MASSIVE dork doing my snoopy happy dance. I hope you've got your leg warmers ready!
1)put your hands behind your back
2)jump up in the air and kick your feet backwards and forwards quickly.Repeat while you...
3)lift both your hands in the air above your head
4)SMILE!
5)spread your arms out to the side
6)SQUEEE!
7)repeat until your happy is shared with the world! Not feeling happy?Then you REALLY need these instructions!studies show that 99 out of 100 dorks felt instantly better after just two minutes of snoopy happy dancing.(okay,so I made that up,but it always works for me!)so put on your fave song and dance your worries away-and remember:being a dork is about being silly sometimes,so dance like no one's watching! WHY DORKS MAKE THE BEST FRIENDS
Dorks are Cool-fact! And there's nothing cooler than being a good friend,so it's no surprise that dorks make the best friends.Here's a list that I came up with of the reasons why it's great to be friends with people as dorky as you...
1)A dork will never be too cool to sit with you after you trip or say something embrassing in front of everybody. REALLY! A dork wouldn't make it worse by being all like I'm SO much cooler than you because I have perfect balance and communication skills!'' Nope! A dork would totally have your back! If a friend tripped on a banana peel and it seemed like everyone was laughing and pointing in slow motion,like in a really bad movie,you know what I'd say?'' Nothing to see here! Please disperse!'' Like I was at a cop telling people to haul out is instead of gawking at a really bad car accident And why? Because dorks make awesome friends!
2)dorks aren't afraid to be silly
Think about the snobbiest CCP girl in your school.I know...it hurts... But it's just for a second,i promise!

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