"14+1 INCORRECT CHANBAEK QUOTES" ♡
(1)
Chanyeol: Baby, you know Romeo
and Juliet, right?
Baekhyun *rubbing his half-opened eyes*: uh huh
Chanyeol: it was, in fact, a lie... I mean their true love.
Baekhyun: How come?
Chanyeol: The love story should be of "You and Me", not Romeo and Juliet cuz I swear there is no such love as true and sincere as ours, is there?
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(2)
Chanyeol: Babyyyyy...
Baekhyun: Hmm?
Chanyeol: Do you love me?
Baekhyun: I hate you.
Chanyeol: But.. wh..
Baekhyun: I hate you for being a caring person who always locks my heart up so I can't get away from you.
Chanyeol: Awwwwww... Can I kiss you?
Baekhyun: You don't have to ask me twice.
Suddenly closing his history book, Baekhyun grabbed the giant by his neck.
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(3)
Chanyeol: Baekhyunnie... do you know what people do when they fall deeply in love?
Baekhyun: I dunno. What do they do?
Chanyeol: They make eye contact all the time, counting how many times they blink.
Baekhyun: C'mon ... who would do that?
Chanyeol *staring straight into Baekhyun's sparkling eyes*: Now, you blink for the 600th time today.
Baekhyun: W.....WHAT? *blinks twice*
Chanyeol: 602 times now
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(4)
Baekhyun: Chanyorie, how much do you love me?
Chanyeol: Have you got time?
Baekhyun *checking his watch*: Yeah..
Chanyeol: It'll take forever to say how much I love you. Would you sit back and listen to it?
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(5)
Baekhyun: Chanyorie! truth or dare?
Chanyeol: Dare.
Baekhyun: Ok. You must not say "I love you" or kiss me throughout the day.
Chanyeol: If I lose?
Baekhyun: You must pay me ... uh.. 10000 wons.
Chanyeol: Here's 10000 wons already. Take it.
Chanyeol: Oh, and I LOVEEEE YOUUU *spontaneously planting a kiss on his baby's juicy lips*
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(6)
Chanyeol: Babbbyyyyy... I picked up an Aladdin's lamp in my dream last night, and my wish came true when I awoke.
Baekhyun: No way! What did you wish?
Chanyeol: I wished myself happiness, and this morning, I woke up to a kitty cat sleeping like a baby next to me. It was you.
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(7)
How do you know who your significant other is?
Chanyeol: Do you wanna go first?
Baekhyun: Umm... yeah.... for me, he's got two dimples, two big doll-like eyes, two big pointed ears, plump lips, humor sense, and a little dummy sometimes *chuckles*..... how about yours?
Chanyeol: Mine looks like a little pup who jokes around... and tiny magnet-like black spots are unevenly painted all over his pinkish face and.. and his alcohol tolerance is quite low.
Baekhyun: Chanyorie, is it me? 🥺
Chanyeol: a big YES! and were you talking about me, too?
Baekhyun: Hehe.. Yes.. 🫣
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(8)
Chanyeol: Baekhyunnie...I can't stand you anymore!
Baekhyun: What have I done? :(
Chanyeol: Why are you always smiling at me so softly? I could die of a heart attack at any time. You know that?
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(9)
Chanyeol: Baby, I have good news and bad news. Which one do you wanna hear first?
Baekhyun: Bad news
Chanyeol: I forgot your ring at home.
Baekhyun: My ring? What is that for?
Chanyeol: .......
Baekhyun: Tell me good news.
Chanyeol: I'm gonna propose to you.
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(10)
Chanyeol: Babe... are you maths?
Baekhyun: nah.. why?
Chanyeol: You are driving me crazy every goddamn time I see you.
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(11)
Baekhyun: Chanyorie! How many alphabets are there between U and I?
Chanyeol *counting on his fingers*: I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U... It's 11 alphabets
Baekhyun: Wrong. It's just 4..... "L, O, V, E"
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(12)
Baekhyun: Chanyorie, are you some type of gas?
Chanyeol: Why, though?
Baekhyun: You seem like my oxygen that I can't live without.
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(13)
Baekhyun: Let's count the stars.
Chanyeol: Forget them. I'd rather count every fabulous detail on your exquisite face.
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(14)
Baekhyun: Why are you looking at me?
Chanyeol *stroking Baekhyun's soft hair*: I am just looking at my dream... my beautiful dream.
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(14+1)
Chanyeol: Hey.. uh... would you mind gripping one of my hands? Tightly?
Baekhyun: O.. Okay but for what?
Chanyeol: I think I am gonna fall .......
....
....
for you ~
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