Bun's POV:
H-h-hi !! i'm bun.. I-ii have no hair , Why? You must be wondering. I was originally a burger bun.. But an evil WITCH named "Mike". cursed me to be a human for 9999999999999 Eons.... T-this is my last eon before i become a burger bun again and r-reunite with my f-family....... i-if they're alive. I have always desired the warmth of a significant other in l-life... b-but the thing is.. IM BITCHLESS.... UwUGanyu's POV:
YOOOOOOOOOOO!!1!1!1!1!1! IM GANYU , YOU CAN CALL ME YUYU ! OH? YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT ME?? I AM AN AMAZING AND W PERSON . WHY AM I YELLING?? CUZ IM ONE OF DAA BOYSSSSS 👹🤩😋 I DONT LOKE GIRLS , THEY R SOOOOOO PROBLEMATIC AND DRAMA THIS DRAMA THAT UGHHH SO ANNOYING IKR 😼written by the epic and gay scara
note from writers hot epic sister muchi: the writer is gay for ekittens😱