River was a cool and edgy he had cool black hair and faggot outfit he was at his new scooter he was wondering round the halls aimlessly punching the walls aimlessly sucked the principal walked out of his office and said "Sir let me me show you to your clas" River rolled hi eye and followed the tall ass bald man to his class.
The teacher lookd at River and told him to intoduce himself "yo what's up motherfuckerz xD I'm intoxicated asf currently on a mix of heroine cocain and 15 ice cold beers"
Lizzy was a faggot and he fell head over toe for River he looked like suck a bad boy.
River walked over to sit me to lizzy
"Heyyy XD" River see in a bitchy faggot boy
"OMgz heyyyy >D" lizzy replied also sounding like a faggot hoe.
*one hour later*
"Hey you wanna punch lockers with me at lunch lolz" Rive said mistirously
"Omg what the bree yes XD" solid list
As they r walking lizzy slips in a puddle
"Omg what the bree are u okay" says River while gasping
"Is this *sniff* PISS???" Loss shouts astonished
(How foolish of the person to leave piss there)
RIVWR helps lizzy up and blushes "stop crying pus-sy" he says
"Wanna go have gay anal sex in the janitors closet" says lizzy
"Duh bitch XD" Lake ochen puddle body of water rain IMEAN RIVER responds
And lizzy hummus as the slipped down the hallways
THE END
