[STARXZ] a section just for wattpad Y/N slander

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by iiStarxzxx

by iiStarxzxx

DISCLAIMER, THIS Y/N ISNT U AT ALL, ITS JUST TO MOCK THE Y/N STORIES THAT ARE TERRIBLE 0/10 :) [also yes, the towers have to suffer throughout this]

Y/N wakes up by alarm and finds out that she is 83 years late to school. Now normally you'd already be a old person after 83 years, but its actually something random I put in lol

Y/N puts her hair that is literally the height of a house into a messy bun and wears a hoodie that bigfoot used to wear. She also has heavy az hair bc its made out of literal gold like goldilocks lol also she somehow fit orbs into her eyes, poor fortune tellers or people who make marbles

anyways after all of that weird stuff that I do not want to describe Y/N goes to school ig and then oops she does the flop on the stairs and dislocates all of her bones lol

usual anime bread thingy bc she doesn't have parents, grandparents, and pets [its bc she was too cringe that they all died]

after arriving at school that Y/N bumps into a person bc shes so clumsy-

Wizard: Why the f*** are we in school, we graduated 5 years ago lol

Chef: Idk- OW WTF DID A 999KG WEIGHT FALL ON ME?? WTF- oh its just a human

Y/N [not u ur not cringe]: S-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s--s-s-

Chef: tf

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Chef: was that a whole essay?? I think I knew someone who stutters and they don't go that extreme-

Y/N [not u ur not cringe]: S-s-

Chef: No, not again mf.

Y/N [not u ur not cringe]: >:(

few moments later

Wizard: IM THE BETTER STARTER TOWER!

Chef: NO I AM!

Y/N [not u ur not cringe]: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stop t-t-t-t--t-t-t-t-t-t-t--t-t-thi-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s--s f-f-f-f-f--f-f-f-f-f-fight f-f-f-f--f-f-f-f-for m-m-m-m-m--m-m-m-mm-me!

Chef: no

Y/N [not u ur not cringe]: Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y--y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y--y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y--y-y-y-y-y-you k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k--k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-know w--w-w-w-w-w--w-w-w--w-w-w-w-what???

Wizard: I swear to god, if it's fight so-

somewhere else

Soda Pop: Man, these classes are sooooo boring...

Stella: I know... wait, is that fight song? MY EARS!

Tutoro: HOLY WHO TF IS SINGING THAT

Soda Pop: I HATE FIGHT SONG AAAAAAAAAAA [yeets self out of window and lands on a slime]

Y/N [not u ur not cringe]: [Fight song]

Wizard: How tf didn't you stutter during the whole song lol

Y/N [not u ur not cringe]: F-f-f-f-f-f-f*** y-y-y-y--y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y--y-y-y-y-you!

and then mary sue Y/N dies by Tutoro the end