Scarlett Johansson/Natasha Romanoff one shots

Hi?High?

Youre high. thats it.

Y/N's pov
You were currently walking around the compound finding something to do. Your girlfriend was off on a mission and was supposed to be returning today. You were getting impatient and decided to hang out with Pietro until they got here.

"Pietro! I'm bored" You say busting his door open and laying on his bed. He was sitting in his chair next to his desk, playing video games.

"Hey bro. Want some?" Pietro offered you some brownies with a smirk on his face. You looked at him a bit questioned about the sudden offer but took it because how could you deny brownies.

You ate 3 pieces of brownies and was about to eat another until Pietro stopped you.

"No more man, I told Peter I would save him some" He lied to stop you from eating the rest. You nodded then got up from his bed thinking of what to do since Pietro was clearly busy with his game.

Time skip

You were laying on the couch watching cartoons. Bluey was playing on tv and you couldn't understand why the tv started turning upside.

"Hey. Turn back around. Right now!" You yelled at the tv. It turned into an argument with the tv. "Turn around you piece of shit!" You yelled again, pointing towards the tv.

Pietro heard the yelling and came out of his room to see the tv turning around amd you yelling at it. He came up from behind you amd yelled at the tv too.

"Hey! Y/N said turn back around!" He yelled. It went on for 5 minutes. Both you and Pietro tag teaming the tv.

Natasha, Wanda, Tony, Steve and Bruce returned from their mission, seeing you and Pietro cussing out the tv. Steve stood there in shock, never in his life has he heard so many curse words in the timespan of one minute.

"Woah Woah Woah. Calm down guys. What did the tv do to you?" Your girlfriend said appearing behind you. You looked at her and smiled awkwardly. She looked at confused at the way you smiled.

"Y/N? Why do you look like that?" She asked. You stopped smiling. "What do you mean? Do I look weird? Am I ugly? Pietro my girlfriend said I'm ugly" You say, dropping your head on his shoulder, crying. You heard him gasp.

"How dare you called your girlfriend ugly! You should be ashamed of yourself Natasha! Ashamed I say!" Pietro yells at your girlfriend as he pats your head. You gasped and got up.

"How dare you yell at my girlfriend! Who do you think you are! Go sit in the corner!" You yelled at Pietro pointing to the corner. "Aw man" Pietro whispered walking to the corner with his head down.

"Oh dear lord, they're high" Wanda said slapping her palm on her forehead. She could tell that both of you guys were high by the scene that just happened in front of her.

"High? Y/N baby are you high?" Natasha asked since she never took you to be the person that gets high. And she was right. You never got high, until now.

"Hi!" You waved excitedly to your girlfriend. She smiled and waved back.

"Alright lets go cutie" Nat said dragging you to you guys shared room. You got sad, letting her drag you to the room. You still wanted to hang out with Pietro.

"How about we take a nap? You stay here, I'll take a quick shower and we can take a nap together" Your girlfriend says, laying you down on the bed and tucking you in tight so you couldnt leave while she was in the shower.

You spent the time she was in the shower fighting the blanket. It was like the blanket had a mind of its own. "Let me go you piece of shit" You whispered to the blanket so Natasha wouldnt get mad at you for yelling at the blanket. "I will burn you and your family when you least expect it" You whispered.

"Y/N quit threatening the blanket" Natasha said walking around the bed to lay on her side. She scooted closer to you and lifted the blanket up so you could cuddle into her.

You gasped in shock. How come the blanket listened to her instead of you? You were the one that bought it.

"Traitor" You mumbled scooting closer to your girlfriend to cuddle with her.

"Babe leave the poor blanket alone" She said to you. You frowned at how your girlfriend was taking the blankets side instead of yours.

"Go to sleep now" She said hugging you and closing her eyes. You werent tired before but the sudden warmness you felt made your eyes feel heavy. And like that you were passed out.

Timeskip

"Can I leave the corner now?" Pietro said, getting all sad. He's been sitting there ever since you told him to and was waiting for you to tell him he could leave.

Wanda stood there watching him. She took a quick picture and laughed to herself. Yeah she could tell him that he could leave the corner but he needed to learn that he should stop getting high. So she let him sit there until the edibles wore off.