The Aquabats vs The Homestuck

Original Script

The Aquabats vs. The Homestuck

(announcer: Our heroes The Aquabats, have recived a ransom note, for their youngest member Rickey Fitness, from a terrible Alien that has returned from outterspace, who came to earth to eat people meat, and now she plans to use Ricky lure the rest of The Aquabats and have THEM for dinner!
SOME-WHERE! in an empty fast food parking lot/abandoned denny's(ponderrosa) parking lot)

Martian Girl has a tied up Aquabat center/right stage;
Martian Girl: "why arn't you struggling?"

Captured Bat(Ricky): "Oh, do you want me to struggle?"

(Martian Girl: "...uh(like)... i guess not..., (but. . you know I'm like, planning on eating you for dinner? You know? yeah? .)))

(tire squeel from super rad sfx)
Aquabats exit the "Battle tram", and enter stage left.

MCBC: "oh man, Ricky!? lil Homie, are you ok?!"

captured bat(Ricky): "Yeah, dont worry guys! I've got her right where I want her!"

Martian Girl: Laughs at (rickys)comment; "oh~ I can't wait to eat you up"

Martian Girl: "last time you saw me, The Aquabats,( I had made my escape, and) flew back off into space!"

All the Aquabats in unison: "Back to planet V!"

Martian Girl: "or, so you thought! but sadly/actually none of my 'girl friends' wanted
to get in on this fatty buffet,
:(MCBC says "hey" to fatty)

Martian Girl: ... so like,  I rang up/contacted some of my online friends, from The plantet Alternia, and I didn't have to do much convincing to have them follow my command,
they hate this planet, like, alot."

(MCBC?) Aqaubat: "we've fought all types of aliens before, this'll be a piece of cake."

Martain girl: "But this time you can't fight, you can't win! You can't fight the homestuck!"

(intro to you can't fight the homestuck plays) as Homestucks enter stage right.

MCBC: "what the whaaat?!"))

(eagle bones?) aquabat: commander,  we need a plan of attack!

MCBC: I have a plan! Attack!!

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(insert music (and choreography))
(the aquabats super show television soundtrack volume one)

the 2 backing aquabats run towards the homestucks

Aquabat and homstuck playing rock paper sisors  (2 draws and then aquabat wins with rock and punches homestuck.)

lazer gitar (ending?) drawing a line between sides, done the middle, staring front of stage.
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Martian Girl: "No No!! Barf me out! this is BoGUS!" (when lost battle)

Crash (hugging/Holding Ricky back): "Its ok Ricky, you're safe now.

MCBC:"I told you it would be a peice of cake (now get ur sorry butts off our planet)."
HS Trolls start to pick selves off the ground.

Homestuck troll 1: "that 'homie' has a deathwish!"

homestuck troll 2: "you can say shes on his, bucket list."

(trolls laugh) homestuck troll 1: "come on lets get out of here then."

(Trolls laugh as exit stage right)

Martian Girl: "Wait, like, where are you guys going?! We like carpooled! and I drove!" (follows after them)

Ricky (disapointed): Commander, She was gonna have us for dinner!

all of The Aquabats laugh

MCBC: " I guess what they say is true, love is blind.
(🎶Learning and growing🎶)
Come on, Ricky,  guys let's go get something to eat!" (Exit stage left)