nerd- I was walking to school and I saw my crush jakey poo in his 8345995-foot-long limo. He spat at me and I licked the spit up.
nerd- Yea I know he's a bully but he's really hot like Shrek-level hot. But the only thing in my way from jakey boo is
Nerd- The pink-haired beauty in our grade, Her name is Emily and he popular friends bully me too
nerd- she's coming for my jakey boo
Emily- OMG A NERD jakey will be mine cause I'm rich and popular
Nerd- BULLY 😭
Jakey boo- come on my bbg
Emily- ok babby boy
Emily- bye nerdy loser. Oh hey don't be sad you can date the books you read instead
Slaves Laughs
The nerd runs in the bathroom crying
nerds bff tubbo runs into the girl's bathroom
tubbo- OMG girly what happened?
Nerd- THEY STOLE MY JAKEY BOO BOO BEAR 😿
tubbo- Well let's go shopping so you can steal him back.
Nerd- OH MI GOSH YAS
Driving in a barbie toy car
Tubbo- oh mi gosh let's go to my fav store BADDIE BADDIE 4 LIFE
Nerd- ok-
*They pick the most baddie stuff ever
Tubbo- theres a ball at school we should go
Nerd- finally you havent said anything that sounded fruity
Tubbo- fight me bitch
Nerd- no thanks lets just go
They drive to the ball
Nerd- oh wow THERES MY JAKEY BOO BOO BEAR
Emily- you mean MY jakey boo boo bear
Emily- yuh we're getting married
Emily- why dont you look... nerdy
tubbo- lets fight pick me
They fight and tubbo wins
Emily- You'll regret that soon
Jake- YOU LOOK SHREXY WILL U B MINE
Nerd- yas my shrexy boo
Tubbo- WAIT I ACTUALLY LIKE YOU
Crowd GASP *NAH WHAT THE FU-
Tubbo- yuh girly it's true
Nerd- i l-l-l--l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-like you t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-
t-t-t-t-t-t-t-too
Tubbo brings out static by steve lacy
Tubbo- LOOKING FOR A BITCH CAUSE I'M OVER BOYS! WOULD YOU BE MY GF BABY UWU WUWUWUW
Nerd- YAS POP OF ILY SO MUCH
Jake- what about me
Tubbo- 🖕go pull emily
Nerd- LMAO
jake- cry lip bite
Jake- I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY CAUSE YOU WERE JUST A BET
Jake walks away
nerd(Thoughts)- why do I feel sad? I don't like him anymore, right?
Tubbo- Don't tell me you like him still. if you do I'll date Emily
Emily- I LIKE YOU, NERD! I WAS BULLYING YOU CAUSE I COULDN'T SAY IT
Nerd- ik I pull goofy people kisses to the crowd
Nerd- And Emily about your confession
makes out w Emily
Tubbo leaves emo crying into their pink barbie car
Jake runs after tubbo
Jake- Boy I loved that nerd cause I wanted to make you jealous but now I want you all to myself
Tubbo- bet
Jake gets in the car and makes out with tubbo
The school grows wings + feet and then flies into the sunset
THE END
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