{The Hostel Diaries} BTS ☑

#6

Pov-

It's night time.. Or yaha humaare 16 jaanwar uddham macha rhe hai..

Jackie or siya lab ki taraf gye h haddi laane..

Jackie : huddy Mera buddy ~

Siya : huddy Mera buddy~

Jackie : chal padi apni life ki gaddi~

Siya : jabse bana h huddy mera buddy~

Or ye gaate gaate vo log lab ke pass pohonchte h. .

Jackie : chaabi de

Siya : ye le *hands him a clip *

Jackie : iska kya karu?

Siya : batti bana ke daal le gaand me! Bewakoof taala khol!!!

Jackie : oke-

Usne taala khola or vo andar gye..

Siya : ja nikaal huddy . .

Jackie : jaara hu 🙄

Dusri taraf-

Sablog mortuary room mein jama hai..

Jin : kaha reh gye vo log?

Joon : patani! Koi dekhkar aao yaar!

Helen : mein jaati hu!

Jk : main bhi..

...

Poore Hall me andhera hai or jk, Helen jaare h sidhiyon ki taraf.

Sidhiyon pe -

Helen : *while chadhing sidiyan* konse floor pe h yaarrrr

Jk : yaha to andhere me dhang se kuch dikh bhi nhi rha!

Helen : hm andhera to h..

Jk : oye Helen andhera.. Tu, mein sidhi pe... Kisiko pata bhi nhi chalega?

Jk Helen ko kamar se pakad ke apni taraf kheechte hue bolta hai..

Helen : kutte! Tharki! Chadarmo- aaa!

Helen jk ko maarne ke liye aage badhti h.. But uska paon mudta h or vo peeche girne waali hoti h..

But apna hero jk use shi waqt pe apni taraf kheech leta h... Un dono ke face ke beech mein kuch hi cm ka gap tha..

Jk : maanja baat Helen.. Kismat bhi humare ishq ko mukkambal banana chahti h!

Helen : yaha muntazeer bane mere ishq ka intezaar mt krr.. Kismat mein hoga to mohabbat khud ba khud ho jayegi.. Ab chal jaldi!!!

Helen jk ko side karke aage chali jaati h..
Or jk apne seene pe haath rakhke uske peeche bhaagta hai!

(Fuck it.. It was romantic 😭)

Vo log siya or Jackie ke pass jaate hai..

Jk : tumlog kisi ka katal karke haddiyaan laane gye the kya?

Siya : time lagta h! Or tu Bach ke rahio tera katal na ho jaaye!

Jackie : oke guys sab wait karre h Hume chalna chahiye!

Sab log waapis aajaate h:

Anu : shuru kare?

Hobi : chalo!!!

Vo log aas paas candal jalate hai or yoongi mantra bolna start karta h!

Yoongi : koi beech mein nhi bolna! Chalo let's start!

He started

Yoongi :  * ahm ahm * Aatma, khatma, pretaatma , saam daam dand bhed, eem cream, cold cream, bhatki, mukti, suprabhat, gandi, gandi, gandi baat !

Or itna bolke yoongi ek haddi mein kaala dhaga bandh ke beech gole me rakhta hai..

Tae : ab?

Anu : cha mudao!

Hobi : matlab?

Sarah : uska matlab tha ma chudao!

Jk : chup bhyiii!!!

Shaanti ke do min baad ekdum se poore room mein thandak chha jaati hai.. Or ek ladki ki aawaz poore room mein goonjti hai . ..

Sabki fatt jaati hai...

Shifa chilla ke namjoon ke gale lag jaati h.. Bhoomi yoongi ke or baaki log ek dusre ke!

Sarah : y-ye kya tha?

Shaiza : kisi ki aawaz?

Yoongi : k-kon h?

Jimin : saamne aagyi to fatt jayegi!

Komal : tu pehle mjhse door hatt!!

.. Iss sab ke baad dubara se sannata chha jaata hai...

?? : itna sannatta kyu h?

Shifa : Kon bola? Mummy!

Namjoon : shhh shaant! Dekhte h Kon h!

Namjoon aage badhta hai while shifa was clutching hard on his shirt.. Sabne Namjoon ko follow Kara.. Uss room ke right me ek or kamra tha jo ek andhere kone m tha...

A/n : who is that  girl? 🐒thanks SavageLikeSuga for dialogue 🙌😂😂